Amorphbutt

Thats a rather boring legend concerning Hightowers. As someone who has worked for them I can assure you much more is too them.

Hightower, hightower, hightower!

Actually, you have to strip naked, don a pair of speedos, cover a road with vaseline and slide along on your stomach whilst singing "Booty Man" at the top of your voice. You need at least five midget belly-dancers dancing on the sidelines to make sure it works.