Trintea☕️

*Accidentally laughs at someone else's conversation, and they know you are listening IRL* "Stupid, stupid Lampy..." 

*Adds being sick on to list of things that are not fun.* 

*And now, A daily word from Lampy.*

Hannah Montanna said nobodys perfect. But that doesn't apply to Lamppost. 

*And now, a daily word from Lampy.*

If you see a lamppost, thank it. It's always trying to brighten your day. 

*And now, A daily word from Lampy.* 

Reason #76 why Lamppost are better than humans- Lamppost will never do the duckface. 

*And now, A daily word from Lampy*

If you examine a Lamppost in it's natural habitat, nothing happens. 

*Decides to throw a festive Christmas party* *Realizes that she has no idea how to throw a party* *Realizes she has no friends* *Dies alone* 

*Get's internet for the first time in a lil' while* "WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!"  

*Goes into public* "Why don't I do this more often?" *Random person looks at me* Person: "Ew, tall girls are ugly." Me: "Oh, this is why."

*Goes to a park for a walk* "I wonder why I don't do this more often?" *Random child throws rocks and bouncy balls at me. Other child hisses like an animal at me. Ends up pushing child I don't know for thirty minutes on the swing* "Oh, this is why."

*Read stuff I posted three years ago*

THE CRINGE, I FEEL THE CRINGE.

*Things people say to me when I wear heels* "Don't wear heels, you're to tall." or "Why would you want to look taller than a guy." *Things people say when I don't wear heels* "You should be more confident in your height and wear heels." 

*Tries to enjoy nature* "This isn't so bad." *Runs into three giant spiders* "Nope nope nope. Lampy out." 

*Uncomfortable laugh* 

*Wishes I didn't spill coffee on my laptop* 

*Wonders if server is still down, or laptop is just messed up.* 0.0

All I want for Christmas is my.... Two legs to walk me off of a bridge. 

Beth died and I am crying. Someone help. 

Friend 1: "Are you angry?"
Me: "Why do you ask?"
Friend 2: "You always seem a little angry..."
 Me: "That's my secret Cap, I'm always angry."
Everyone ". . ." 

Guys, my dog got sprayed by a skunk. Someone help. 

Happy Thanksgiving guys. I am thankful for potatoes, such as myself. 

HELP THERE WAS A NOISE OUTSIDE MY WINDOW AND IT'S DARK OUT. 

Hi, Yes, I just wanted you to know your outfit last week looked very nice. 

How do you put a spoiler when posting a topic? Thanks!

I am looking for Frost Witch lore. Could anyone help?