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To His Holiness High Pontiff Everard VI, Many years ago I wrote to you asking for a copy of the Crusader’s Handbook. What is the status on a retrieval of a copy? I have a pirates version, but would prefer an original. Furthermore, have you had a chance to deliver The Handbook of Sin to Father Clemens yet, or has it been withheld? With Brotherly Love, Father Stor

“Long has it been accepted that Harren, Joren, and Godwin we’re all of the same fleshtone, but it is logical to assume that the children of Joren compose both Heartlanders and Highlanders, while the children of Godwin are Farfolk. It may be asked how one brother can be darker than the others, but if we look at a supposed composite of Horen, it becomes clear that Horen himself was the protoman. Horen exhibits a variety of traits which are present in all peoples. Horen has darkly skintone, yet the blue eyes common of Highlanders. It must then be understood that the anomaly was NOT Godwin, but Joren, who retained the blue eyes but whose flesh may have been a slightly lighter tone which persisted in his children. Attached below is a drawing of Horen” writes Father Stor in response to his fellow Cleric. Below is an attached oil painting of Horen.

Stor wonders why nobody has been able to create a cure. He reasons it must be because there is some form of Green Devil trickery which prevents others from comprehending what will most likely be a relatively simple recipe. Stor then submits a bid on behalf of the Vuiller family, for 1 million minas (payable in BRAE$)

Father Stor Vuiller opens his battle bookcase and slots in the Crusader’s Handbook, preparing for a Holy War.

Good Riddance. Time for a new person to complain about.

Stor blinks at the missive before shaking his head “And I suppose this woman probably thinks the destruction of Johannesburg was a miracle as well… such assumptions about random large explosions makes the church look backwards and ignorant” he comments to his fellow lectors “GOD does not wage wanton carnage to further a political agenda.”

Father Stor finishes reading, nodding to himself "Now this I shall put in the Nu Loc Library!"

Father Stor sighs.

Father Stor, Novitiate, screams the following as he rides through the streets of Oren. “Vargengotz has risen! He assumes his crowns! Owyn was a Farfolk! The Dwarven Taxmen cometh!”

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The eyes of Kulthark’Izig widen in a haruspex induced haze. Blood drips from his fingers as they read the grizh, dancing amongst the viscera, fortelling dark omens. His breath quickens, his heart rate rises, and fear grips the usually stoic uruk. A name slips from his lips as its baleful tidings beckon, “SYLVANOR NIGHTBANE.”

"Finally, a champion of sobriety" Father Stor says

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Full Name of Man - Damien Hughes Date of Birth of Man - 1812 Name of Woman - Amelia Eleanora Date of Birth of Woman - 1810 Location of Ceremony - Just beside Providence Bridge, next to the River, Lower Petria Date of Ceremony (Year) - 1847 Name of Clergyman who performed ceremony - Father Stor

Father Stor gazes over the ruins of Rozania. Its people had long since been driven from their homes by fellow Canonists. He reads the letter, and nails it to the ruined Church door, before heading home with his belongings. “Too little, too late. GOD have mercy on our souls, the Church has failed its flock….”

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Finally, more good smithing lore for normal smiths that doesn’t require me to hunt nodes +1

Father Stor shakes his head, sighing to himself. “They never listen. I specifically said I do not support the ordination of women.” Stor then carefully binds the missive, and stores it away for posterity. “They chase progress, yet all they manage to do is marry the spirit of the age. While Rozanians perish, while men are denied confession before military execution, we worry about whether women may be ordained. And even then, only Duchess Crestfall offered a theological argument. God have mercy on us.”

Hold on, let me preempt a comment. Okay, I’m going to shake the magic 8 ball. Ah yes, here it is. The classic response to let me play wacky and zany character. “People want mature rp now, the server has changed, and groomers are no longer satisfied with just buying an rp wife, they want to SAVOR every romantic interaction with this 13 year old boy playing a female character. Just because the most newer and younger players want change, doesn’t mean all the older players do. Sorry sweaty, times have changed.” Honestly this would all change if we got rid of guard default. How is acting tyrannical enforcing the law. It literally feels like dealing with real world cops coercing someone into violating some minor rule to convince the staff they had a right to pvp you when they wanted to arrest you for farting in public.

"Diz am Bazed" Kulthark'Izig said

Kulthark’Izig reads the missive with a smile. “Peepz lyke da ice azdrazi nub lyke da racizt azdrazi, bub’hozh, hopefully klompin iz sure tu follow”

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Kulthark'Izig sharpens his dragon slaying axe. The orc, like many of his brothers, did not care about Azdrazi or Azdromoth or protecting Elvenesse. Instead, he hoped to slay a beast in the name of Votar, spirit of the hunt. "Lup'Votar!" he roared from inside the forge, before starting work on the spears.

I AM WANT YOU TO BE AN ORC

Father Stor smiles as he reads the missive of the wise scholar Emperor. “Let it be known that Crown and Laurel are once again in harmony, as in the days of Evaristus & Clement.”