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"Oh **** I can't wait to absolutely DESTROY that bridge." A very enthusiastic blonde wizard says, beginning to charge up her utterly insane levels of magical prowess as it brims against the rapidly filling chalice that is her mana capacity.
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505SA | HAPPENINGS IN THE HEARTLAND
Lord_of_losers replied to critter's topic in Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska
A wizard, Sarah, speaks in reply to one Faeryel, "Happy enough to join in when there's little resistance. Doesn't strike me as someone to fight fair though, the pond scum." She wipes her hands clean using the fabrics of her armour. -
KAGGATH? IS THAT WHAT IT'S CALLED?
Lord_of_losers replied to sam33497's topic in Free City of Hohkmat
"Hmm." Pondered a blonde wizard by the name 'Sarah Artenin'. "Hmmm..." She thought a little more, all the while puffing on a very long pipe. So long, in fact, that it could be considered 'silly'. Impractical. "Tsk tsk tsk." She tuts her tongue as she reads, nodding once or twice at some of the missives contents. "Well. That entire ordeal is going straight into the Black Vault." And with that the Muscle Wizard closed her eyes, going to put the events of the raid into the deepest pit of her brain, sealed within the 'Black Vault' along with the rest of her unsavoury thoughts, feelings and recollections. She proceeded to get up with a stretch before extending the ludicrously lengthy pipe outside of her window to dump the bowl outside, barely even smoked. What a waste. "I would also like to be called a sage." Her last thought on the matter, for now. -
[Feat] Conduits of Enlightenment: Av-Taeleh
Lord_of_losers replied to TreeSmoothie's topic in Lore Criteria + Submissions
give us domain expansions via conduits on god -
"Ohhh... I wonder if I should bake some lemon bars..." Said the the most powerful wizard in all the lands, Sarah Artenin of Lurin.
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Sarah Artenin has hired a squad of musicians professionally trained in the art of 'short but cool trumpet fanfare'. At some point before the actual coronation date, Lumia finds herself walking out of a building to these individuals who have formed two columns.
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THE SMELL OF COOKING SHRIMP. THE SMELL OF BURNT SHRIMP. THE SCREAMING OF SELLERS SELLING RUNE G TRIM. THE SCREAMING OF GOLD DOUBLERS (NO SCAM). *FLICK FLICK SHHH* THE SOUND OF TIMBER CATCHING FIRE AS SOME PLEB RUNS BEHIND THE TRAIL TO SELL THE ASHES. RANDOM NPC ENCOUNTER. GENIE SHOWS UP. BEHOLD, THE GRAND EXCHANGE. WTB GF 1K GP P/DAY WTS GUTHIX G TRIM SHAKE RAINBOW TEXT DOUBLING MONEY NO SCAM BONDS FOR SALE! CHEAPER THAN GE! ALL IS FOR SALE AT THE GRAND EXCHANGE. ALL IS TO BE BOUGHT AT THE GRAND EXCHANGE. THERE IS NOTHING BUT THE GRAND EXHANGE.
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i dont know anything about necromancy seems like cool stuff
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"Hehehe..." Said the blonde who cackled like a gremlin, who just happened to have seen a discarded missive. "These FOOLS don't understand REAL power." Hands were rubbed together with truly devilish intentions, as she happened to sit safely at home (having returned there after taking the missive, of course). "None can withstand MY power, The Great Wizard Super Cool Very Strong Magical Girl Sage Master of the Profane and Other Kinds of Flame, of Truly Powerful Powerful Resolve Capable of Beating Anyone Ever plus Infinity. ARTENIN. UNBREAKABLE. UNBEATABLE. UNDENIABLE. UNSULLIED. UNTHREATENED. More things starting with 'U', and many many many many more titles before that... More than anyone, actually, ever." She makes her way to the top floor of her house and slams a big red button that says 'DEFENCE ACTIVATION MATRIX RELAY SEQUENCER' - something rather grand happens, but of course nobody in Honkmeat sees it.
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bro left us in antartica without a blanket
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Sarah Artenin, Very Real Super Grandmaster Wizard of all Wizards, looks at the writings after having snatched it from a board, or something. "Why can't I read this?" She squints at the letters... "Oh." The realisation comes to them and a candle briefly appears over their head, inspiring her to flip the letter/missive/writing/poster the right-side-up, as opposed to its unreadable position of upside-down. "That's much better." And so, they actually go through with reading the text... "Gee golly gosh... I always knew there was something funky with the eye-people." The Very Real Super Grandmaster Wizard of all Wizards, Sarah Artenin, then takes the paper and origami's it into a small paper boat, which she lets sail down a river as she waves goodbye, "Fair winds and following seas."
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Essential Oils Amendment [Alchemy]
Lord_of_losers replied to Tabby64's topic in Lore Criteria + Submissions
transfig people can abjure it (voidal only) and the enchant is just erased instantly the amendment is w.e i just wanted 2 let u know that
