Boomzerang

I'm a massive rule breaker

Gholug'Braduk would begin chuckling, slowly evolving it into a hearty laugh. "Dey- Dey akzualli gruk eni uruk ahm guin' tuw bend dehr knii tu dehr Rex!" He'd take a look to the rhino standing by him. "Lat peep diz, Zhunbo? Diz ahm whuy nub uruk teykz Uwren zeriuzli!"

Nexus definitely helps in making it suck, to be honest

Gholug'Braduk lifts his Golok off of its wall mount, peering into its reflection as he contemplates Uihnce.

How do I cross out writing on a post? Also, what makes you think Gus loves you more than me? (I love you Gus)

Gholug'Braduk would unsheathe a dagger, crouching down beside a dead Orenian soldier. "Diz wihl meyk vur ah bubhozh neklazz..." He'd say, bringing the dagger down into the soldier's ribcage

Lukas Nicholas Novokain (Boomzerang) refuses to sign it, then his father threatens to ground him. Lukas scribbles his name down.

Good one

Of course it is. Why wouldn't it be. :^)

The Sea Bear A sea bear is a cross between a fish and a bear, usually found in underwater places with an abundance of water. They usually have the head of a bear and the body of a fish, although some rare cases have proven that they can be born with the bodies of bears and heads of fish, the latter subspecies living on land in heavily wooded areas. They are born as any mammal would be, and fed milk for the first seven months of their lives. After these seven months, they are taught to hunt for three to five months, and abandoned by their parents during the night. This is what gives the sea bear its sharp wits and bitter attitude towards trespassers in its territory. Calling/Summoning The sea bear can be summoned, but this act should only be done under intense supervision and protection if the person(s) does not wish to face mauling or even death. The process of calling a sea bear begins by waking the beast. One must play any sort of woodwind instrument, like a clarinet or saxophone poorly. This will not only wake the sea bear up, but send it into an uncontrollable rage. Once this has been done, one must grab a torch and wave it back and forth in a rapid manner. As torches are a sea bear's natural prey, they will go from their rage into stealth, following their "prey's" every move. This is when they are most dangerous, and it is advised to have at least one person on lookout in case it strikes early. While in this stage, if someone is willing to risk their lives, they may challenge the beast by repeatedly stomping on the ground with their feet. One thing that must not ever be done is eat cheese that was cut into cubes. If they are slices, there is no reason to worry. The final things you must do when attempting to summon a sea bear are wearing a sombrero in a strange fashion, such as tilted or upside down, and screeching like a monkey, the latter being very effective, even more so than waving a torch. Safety If you have summoned a sea bear, disregarding any need for safety, you are most likely doomed, but fret not. There is one way and only one way to stop a sea bear in its tracks. An anti sea bear circle. This may seem strange, but in reality, anti sea bear circles are highly toxic to the animals, and they send a pungent gas into the air, unnoticeable by any of the descendants. It is this gas that keeps them away. When leaving the site of a sea bear attack, one must make sure they are gone, by eating a cube of cheese. Whoever survives must not under any circumstances run, limp, or crawl away, as this will resume the sea bear's flurry of anger. You must beware, however, that the rage of a sea bear sets off the rage of a sea rhinoceros, much deadlier than the sea bear or even the rhinoceroses of the War Uzg. Red Lines When roleplaying as a sea bear - - You must NOT cross the border of an anti-sea bear circle, as this would mean certain death - You are not to enter any civilisation, only roam the forests around it, or abide in the lakes nearby - If a sea rhinoceros arrives, you must vacate the area. Bears of the sea are sea rhino's natural prey - If you are a sea bear with the body of a fish, you must only walk on land for thirty minutes at a time. Any longer means instant death. - You must not let and squid that you see live. You are the squid's natural arch-nemesis If you have any questions, feel free to ask in the comments

Can I make a golem out of a suit of iron with this?

Hey, buddy! Welcome to the community. If you need any help with anything, feel free to ask anyone on the forums, and I hope to see you on the server soon!

Gholug'Braduk would be carving intricate designs into his rhinoceros' horns when he heard of the demand for orcish tusks. "Agh pinkiz kahl uzz unziviliz'd, eh, Zhunbo?" He'd chuckle, the rhino grunting in agreement. "Meybi wi zhud ztart huntin' dem vur dehr teeth..."

Gholug'Braduk would be sharpening his axe when he heard the news. "Hmph. Either these people are idiots and actually think we're willing to give in to these terms, or they don't wish to have a head for much longer."

Right now? Right this second?

How sharp are your edge skills

< Do this guy

"Hab latz tryed turnin' id uff agh un ageyn?" Gholug would almost chant in a monotonous voice.

Name: Gholug'Bradk Primary Skill & Level: Adept Woodworker, Adept Lumberjack

Upon hearing the news, Gholug would return to his home, lighting some green on fire in Kharak's honour ((Rest in Peace, man. You were a great Rex))

Are we learning to count? Is this sesame str- Fifth!

Right, can you honestly stop salting here so much If you want to salt make your own thread, this one's simply to encourage the orcish community to bloom Don't like it, then please, whine somewhere else, because I'd much rather the comments be kept solely for any questions players have Cheers