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NotEvilAtAll

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  1. [!] A note is pinned to Covyn's farmhouse in Beznov "Dear Covyn, I've found where us halfling people will be staying! After I left Beznov, I travelled to Petra. In Petra, I met a kind dwarf who said he knew where the other halflings are! He brought me over to Hefrumm where my father, Breasal Nimblefoot, has already begun construction of a camp for us! There's a good bit of land available for us, so I will be moving over there to secure food, water, and shelter for us. If you want to move there too, just contact the Dralvon, the Chief of the Forest Dwarves, although I won't blame you if you want to stay in Beznov to remain with any friends you may have made there. -Regards, Carver Applefoot."
  2. They're taking the hobbits to isengard!

  3. Mimosa Applefoot, a local halfling of Dúnwen, frowns "O' Knox... t'ey've gone crazeh... Ah war be'ween us ahn our friends ahn fellow spiritualis's, ah war be'ween t'ah big ahn t'ae wee.... T'is ah sorreh state t'ae be 'n, bu' 't was inevi'able tha' t'ae long-time peace o' us weefolks would be pu' ter ah end even'ualleh. If t'ae big-folks wish t'ae come 'ere ahn conquer us, den t'ey shall mee' our shiriffs ahn adven'urer-friends t'ae 'old dem back." She'd pull out an aurum shovel from the basement of her burrow and dust it off. She'd make her way into the caverns underneath Dúnwen and give a quick prayer to Laklul, spirit of swamps and frogs, as frogs croak and groan around her. Then, she'd climb up and give a prayer to Lord Knox, spirit-guardian of the shire, at an altar further down the hillside. "Mae t'ah spiri's be wif us..."
  4. i hope voting gets fixed soon

  5. (IGN): jumperhand3 Name (RP): Mimosa Applefoot Age: old Race: halfling Who you're voting for: Spuds[X] | Capt'n Took[]
  6. Bring back freebuild

  7. An easy solution is to abolish realms and bring back Freebuild :^). No PRO, no problem!
  8. Hot take: the lotc economy is not that bad

  9. [!] A notice is hung up on the Dúnwen Noticeboard Protect Your Flowers! Large quantities of soldiers may be marching through our fair and pristine shire with the oncoming big-folk wars! In order to protect your property from being trampled upon by uncouth and smelly soldiers, build barriers all around your most prized things! Hide all of your family heirlooms (Knox knows that soldiers don't know how to keep to themselves!) and never under any circumstances invite a foreign soldier into your burrow! Stay safe! Stay Vigilant! -Mimosa Applefoot
  10. The new theme should bring back having the little unopened letter symbols for unread messages and open letter symbol for read messages.

  11. I trained you in the art of forum warfare well my young padawan.

    1. MailC3p

      MailC3p

      I was a redditor for a long time, I'm a forum warrior veteran my friend

  12. What’s ur favorite color? Mine’s purple.
  13. Who was Xan again I forgot 

    1. Nug

      Nug

      the protagonist aengul from the 3.0 map conflict against setherien and the black scourge, later became the power source for paladin magic

    2. ferdaboy
  14. Warriors do not get disarmed in every CRP fight and typically enter combat with weapons drawn so for most attacks it is 1 emote = 1 attack. Action economy is HUGE and making attacks in fewer actions puts you at an advantage. I highly doubt these changes will lead to a CRP meta of all archers because without any melee backup to hold back enemies said archers will just get rushed down and slaughtered.
  15. Yeah, vanilla redstone security can be quite thorough. Other redstone triggers actually work better because all good thieves already know to check the walls for secret doors and may overlook a simple “decorative” button or redstone ore under a carpet. Just using a redstone door is lame though. People need to use redstone traps more often (again, thieves usually don’t expect it!) and the rules should be worded in such a way as to encourage more intricate forms of security instead of lame, unoriginal key-doors.
  16. Attack once every round (melee) VS Attack once every two rounds ONLY after you've already "connected" to your bow all magic-style. By simple action economy melee is still better than archery and there are still situations that 100% call for melee weapons (enclosed spaces, your enemy is right in front of you, etc.)
  17. [!] A message is pinned to the Dúnwen Noticeboard Harvest Time! Same as usual! The time of the harvest is here! Bring your scythes, and if you haven't one, I'll get you one from the storage. It will be a long day, but with the blessings of Lord Knox on our side, it may be a fruitful one as well! -Mimosa Applefoot, local farmer ((4 PM EST, tomorrow on June 2nd, 2024, 6/2/2024. Located in Dúnwen, capital of Dúnfarthing, home of the halflings on Aevos))
  18. halflings are forced to be normal, humble farmers instead of edgy darkspawn by lore? oh no, this is a HUGE loss for the halfling community /s
  19. “Oi’m surprised t’is took so long” says Mimosa Applefoot, local resident.
  20. BAN ALL FLEEPERS

     

  21. return to cobweb and cactus anti-cav spikes just like the good old days of 2016
  22. biggest reason everyone wasn't wearing full plate in every fight back in ye olden times is that it cost a **** ton of $$$$$ to get that sort of equipment and most people are poor this is not a factor on LOTC it is equivalent to having a modern warfare game like Battlefield or something but with everyone able to use tanks for free. Of course everyone will just use tanks.
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