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NotEvilAtAll

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  1. Filibert Applefoot chews on a bit of straw "Guess oi 'ave ter un-uninvi'e da south-bigguns now, huh"
  2. Adopt a bandit horse today, give 'em proper homes!

  3. [!] A flier blows into your face at high velocity, covering your view! Bandit Horse Adoptions! The foolish biggun bandits who wish to steal from us halflings are not like us weefolks; they have no respect for their own mounts, abandoning them everywhere and leaving them to the wolves! Due to this sudden influx of horses needing new homes, I think it's time for me to start adopting them out to any willing halflings or good farmer-folk bigguns who be needing them! This here white steed was found in the sheep pen after some no-good bandits slaughtered the cattle! A sheep pen is no place for a pony! Adopt 'em today and give them a proper home. Make sure to care for them better than a bandit ever could! This magnificent black horse was found abandoned outside the storage burrow after some crazy bandit lad tried to break in! Horses don't belong in the woods! Adopt this horse today and ride off into the sunset that the nocturnal bandits sleep right through! ADOPTION FORM: Name: Race: Do you promise to take good care of your new horse?: ~Filibert Applefoot, Elder of Honeyhill ((Both horses are max stats))
  4. is lotc not interesting enough to not be tabbed out doing something else these days or what
  5. drinking nights back now wtf? halflings pogging?

     

  6. [!] A missive is pinned to the Honeyhill Noticeboard Drinking Night! ~An old biggun laborer returns to Honeyhill~ I've brewed some new boozes for us to drink, so let us celebrate with a li'l Drinking Night this upcoming Pumpkin Day to drown away all the sorrows and fill 'em up with cheer (and ale, of course)! Come over to the tavern the second dusk arrives! ~Filibert Applefoot ((7 PM EST, Tomorrow, located in Honeyhill, the home of the halflings on Almaris, just past the farms outside Karosgrad ))
  7. Forums have devolve into twitter ratio's

  8. [!] A letter is pinned to the Honeyhill Noticeboard We do NOT Yield! ~What shall befall the biggun warmongers are they to mess with us Halflings!~ Calling all Bounders to duty! The thieving bigguns have threatened us with war! These thieves and scoundrels will not be tolerated! We will give them nothing! We do not yield to these silly threats! If the thieves want war, then we will give it to them! Grab your shovels! We shall begin training immediately and drive the scoundrels back to the hills! -Filibert Applefoot
  9. No Sponges? Almaris confirmed SPONGELESS???

  10. [!] A missive is pinned to the Honeyhill Noticeboard! Field Harvest! Now be the time to harvest our fields and secure it safely before the biggun scoundrels can mess ‘em all up! All who aid with the harvest will be given free booze afterwards, as a token of my gratitude -Filibert Applefoot, halfling and Elder of Honeyhill ((8 PM EST today in the village of Honeyhill, located just past the farms outside Karosgrad))
  11. when will i get my mineman wife back
  12. unlock the threads

  13. Why tf did staff have to step in and decide the whole Haelun'or roleplay thing based on activity numbers instead of having there be a civil war or something? Have we reached peak clown LOTC where you win disputes by having higher activity percentages? LOL?

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    2. rukio

      rukio

      Its simply easier for lotc to retain more players with this decision. End of the day player retention is what matters to admins. Not safety. Not RP. Just how many people actively play/donate. 

    3. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      Actual roleplaying on a roleplaying server is secondary to the spreadsheet data as always

    4. Twinny

      Twinny

      it's whatever, dont stress. I'll simply have to bully halflings now 😔

  14. i'll help make death fort for pinemaw

  15. Filibert Applefoot the halfling blinks "Well uh, 'ope meh ex-wife beh safe 'n all dis craziness"
  16. Sub 5 minutes lezzgoo! I welcome anyone to try and challenge this record.
  17. why does persona nationality plugin even need to exist

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    2. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      isn't flip-flopping nations in wartime like, an RP thing though? Why does a rule need to be added to stop people from changing around due to RP development?

    3. bumblefina

      bumblefina

      It literally forces people to participate in "factions" rp. Which is not what our new mission statement encourages. Nationality should be optional on cards 

    4. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      @ShannonLeighye idk why this weird OOC loyalty to nations has to be enforced upon us through plugins now. Shouldn't be required for warclaim attendence tbh, just seems dumb. The way it's set up now if some RP happens and your character switches sides you have to like modreq to get the nationality changed lmao.

       

      rlly dumb plugin not even sure why it was added

  18. this gave me motivation to start studying for my calculus exam
  19. wtf, an un-invitation?

  20. [!] A note is pinned to the Honeyhill Noticeboard. A few copies are spread around the lands of the Southern Big-folks (Oren) for good measure. You're Un-Invited! [!] A halfling glares at you as you sneak a peak at the notice. It seems you aren't welcome here with your powdered wig and Orenian accent. Dear thieving bigguns of the south. You know who you are. I don't remember inviting you here to the village, yet you still come and bring with you crime, vandalism, and other evils. My patience has grown thin, so thus I grant thee this ultimatum: You're Un-invited from Honeyhill! Keep your pockets full of your own belongings and not ours, and learn the difference between our cattle and your cattle, and then maybe things will change. Until then, KEEP OUT! Ye will not be allowed back in as guests until the following reparations are paid to us peoples of Honeyhill: -Four Sacks of Iron Bars -Two sacks of Cured Leather -A note of apology Any friends of the south-bigguns may pay the reparations in their stead; I do not mind who pays it exactly, only that it is paid and their crimes undone, however little. Any biggun folks from the south found trespassing on village property (except on the business of paying the reparations) will be asked to leave. Exceptions will be provided on a case-by-case basis. Good natured farming folks from the south need not ask for an exception, as they all shall be provided one by default. A good farmer knows not to steal cattle. -Filibert Applefoot, Elder of Honeyhill.
  21. We should just split Haelun’or into North Haelun’or and South Haelun’or so everyone can be happy

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    2. Venomous_Pup

      Venomous_Pup

      One person should mean months of prior RP get invalidated who wasn't even apart of it from the beginning? Perhaps I should point out how I had the Maheral voting system explained to me a bunch of old Haelun'orian players who were Maheral vote on who should be the present Maheral over Discord.  If we wanna call out one player for OOC plotting then I think we should look to the bigger problem of how OOCly ran Hnor is and how it was affecting players both IRPly and OOCly with their satisfaction of the RP they were getting, idk what else to say. Should note, not everyone was aware that Kiwi was involved, as it was kept hush hush, to prevent meta gaming that already happened to our side, so it wasn't exactly like we 'knew'.

    3. Twinny

      Twinny

      An interesting concept!

    4. Kiiwi

      Kiiwi

      With everyone having my name in their mouth I feel so famous!

  22. Let's be honest voting for CRP in such a scenario is basically a vote to void the roleplay leading up to it. This is why I think this crud should be allowed to go force-PvP for non-cap war raids or else it'll be a massive problem later down the line.
  23. Filibert Applefoot the halfling sighs "Big folks up ter weird things again." He'd stare out across the recently harvested fields of Honeyhill.
  24. I love how the Olog-CA meme has led to lots of people making Olog characters seriously

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