NotEvilAtAll

also people need to stop making walls out of terracotta sheesh this is the trebuchet era trebs do giga damage and terracotta has 4.2 blast resist which isn't as good as the 6 blast resist of most stone types.

Almaris war drama has nothing on Axios tbh. Axios was peak factions server content.

Halfling anti-shoe redlines in lore when?

“Wha’ ah pe’’eh, useless pro’es’. Da Goodbarreli’es ‘ave truleh fallen from t’eir glory days” says Elder Filibert Applefoot, shaking his head at the locked burrow door.

[!] You find a weird note pinned to a tree The Best Steals in Town! ~Peekin' out over the village!~ There's many good things to steal in Honeyhill! I myself have made a living off of stealing from here for quite some time, and thus I shall teach ye all the tricks of the trade! Applefoot Cakes: A great thing to steal! Their pantry is always full of them! Honey: If you're careful, you can steal some honey while the halflings aren't looking! Pumpkins: These are just lying around in caves for some reasons, good for a nighttime snack! These are some of the best things to steal in Honeyhill! Make sure you aren't caught, the Sheriff isn't very forgiving! -Robert the Burglar.

"Dese beh in'eres'in' toimes" comments Filibert Applefoot

~The Applefoot Family!~ Formed in mid-Axios, the Applefoot family has been with the halflings for multiple generations. Formed from the union of Harold Withfoot and Madeline Applebrook, the Applefoots were once the largest halfling family. Although in recent times the Applefoots have not been as relevant, with their burrow newly rebuilt and a few more Applefoot faces showing up in the village, it appears as though they won't go out anytime soon! ~Applefoot Culture & Traditions~ The Applefoots are proper halflings. They do not wear shoes, use blades, use minas, or otherwise go against village customs. Applefoots love farming and the earth, often dragging others into their farming labors. The Applefoots used to be the dominant family in the halfling community, planning village events and handing out leadership positions to family members to ensure the family's legacy. Those days are long gone, however, and now you're more likely to see an Applefoot tending the earth than cooped up in a burrow writing up plans. The old Applefoot ambitions manifest themselves into their labors rather than into politics. When a simple task needs to get done, an Applefoot is the right halfling for the job. ~The Applefoot Appearance~ Applefoot halflings are slightly taller than other halflings due to a faint dwarven strain in their genetics. This slight dwarven blood comes from Harold Withfoot, founding father of the Applefoots, who was part dwarf. Their eyes are blue to blue or blueish green, and their hair colors range from dark maroon to lighter gingers and blondes. Applefoots are slimmer than the average halfling due to their physical labors, rarely every packing on the pounds. ~Family Recipes~ -Applebrook Porter: A booze with a secret ingredient passed down along the generations of Applefoots. Not once has this secret been leaked. A dark and rich brew, Applebrook Porter will always leave you wanting more. -Withfoot Cider: Coming from the Withfoot side of the family tree, this cider is saved for special occasions, as large quantities of apples must be consumed to produce it. -Pipes & Pipeweed: While not as skilled as the Greenholms or Peregrins at pipe and pipeweed production, Applefoots have made good-quality smoking pipes from time to time. ~Legends~ Legend has it that the Applefoots still know the location of the Arcane Pumpkin, the first pumpkin ever created by the halfling deity Lord Knox. This magical pumpkin was found by Elder Gerald before the Applefoots ever came to be, passing down to the Applefoot family after his death. While the pumpkin itself was stolen, things lost by halflings have a nasty habit of returning... The Tankard of Terror, a recurring cursed artifact that kills all who drink from it, killed the brother of Madeline Applebrook, the origin mother of all Applefoots. Rumor has it that all relatives of the Applebrooks, Applefoots included, will one day be cursed again by this Tankard. ~Inter-Halfling Relations~ The Applefoots get along best with the Peregrin family and Hassenfort family they share old familial ties with. The Applefoots are rivals to the Woodstock family due to old shogging disputes. However, recently drama relating to the Thaindom of Honeyhill have grown a rift between the Applefoots and Peregrins. Only time will tell if the familial dispute will soften. ~Playing an Applefoot~ If you wish to play an Applefoot halfling, simply message me on discord NotEvilAtAll#2321 and I'll try and set you up with something! The family currently has a burrow on 7 Overlook Way in Honeyhill. ~Current Applefoots~ Mimosa Applefoot (Active) Hal Applefoot (Active) Miel Applefoot (Active, Adopted) Humber Applefoot (Inactive)

I only work for free sorry

[!] A short little notice is pinned to the Honeyhill Noticeboard Burrow Party! Burrow party 'n the Applefoot Burrow this Pumpkin Day! Be there or be a smelly pumpkin! Spirit Ivy and Food will be served! -Mimosa Applefoot ((4 PM EST, TODAY the 6th of February, 2022))

Great guide!

"Oi'll be t'ere!" says Filibert Applefoot with a smile!

Filibert Applefoot thinks to himself for a moment "Thanic? Wus ah Thanic?" He'd shrug, going back to smoking his pipe by the river as his pals prepare more booze.

pretty cool, I like it

[!] A notice is posted to the Honeyhill Noticeboard ARREST WARRANT! ~The scene of the crime!~ To whoever killed the Knoxville Ritual Pig, ye are under arrest by order of the Sheriff for violating village customs -Honeyhill Sheriff Department

[!] A new painting is found on display in the Honeyhill Library. It has a caption that reads: "Found abandoned on the ground, presumably dropped during the Great Biggun Tomfoolery o' 657 Shire Reckoning. Let it be known that the TRUE values o' Lord Knox will always prevail over biggun raiders, thieves, gremlins, rats, trolls, and other scoundrels -F. Applefoot"

Filibert Applefoot, a halfling in Honeyhill, adds some finishing touches to his newly rebuilt burrow while all of the big folks go off to fight in wars. He'd sigh, putting his pipe into his mouth "Sure beh one o' t'em days, huh...." A lone li'l smoke ring floats off into the distance, wafting into the waters between Oren and Haense.