fat robert

Heinrich Furrowed his eyebrow, as Heinrich has previously managed to pierce his long-sword through her chest, perhaps the princess is an undead creature.

"Nor would I if I was you" Remarked yet again, slapping his belly

Ferdinand slapped his belly as he read the negative reviews obviously emerging from Dark Elven degenerates , laughing loudly as he began rubbing his hands against each other, his plan was coming along nicely. "I sure do love slaughtering queers" Ferdinand remarked.

[!] A message would be pinned at the Cloud Temple noticeboard, depicting a haphazard and poorly formatted recruitment poster. TO THE CITIZENS OF ATLAS, The era of the degenerate is at an end, and we shall aid in pushing it off the ledge and into the dark abyss. We have grown weary with the Magi, the Elves, the Halflings, the Sky-Daemons, Nobility, etc. Those who abuse their power will no longer be safe upon the roads, and those who are deemed impure too shall fall to our might. We are not bandits, but freedom fighters. We fight for the freedom to not have to live among beasts, and to return our homes to a pure state. We are sickened with the corruption this land has been infected with. Our ancestors of old had it better, they cared not if a halfling was tossed off an al-Wakrah rooftop and into the sea. Renatians, Norlanders, Haensemen, the Church, Elves- all tolerate whores and those who are degenerate. We believe this is because they have contracted the brain rot of the prostitute elf, and, thus, we will fight all those who propagate it. We do not expect a quick victory, nor even to be taken seriously by the governments of Atlas. Though, perhaps, those who have fallen to our blade will. Earlier this Saint’s day we already eliminated one of your most notable propagators of degeneracy, the prostitute Princess of Curon, Linette. We surrounded the wench, and we drove our steel into her belly. Following this, we attacked Antonius of Renatus, to send a message that even the most powerful of human states, should they defend degeneracy, should be hit. Though, admittedly, Antonius was a fierce fighter, one of our party-members escaped to tell the tale. This, is our tale: x Arise, ye who refuse to be slaves. Join us if you wish to fight for a pure world once more. Join us if you wish to put female rulers in their place. Join us if you wish to ensure all mages are kept buried below the ground, where no one may encounter their filth. Join us to send a message that the common folk hold power over the aristocracy. With our flesh and blood, let us build our new great wall. Join we, the SILVER SPEARMEN, to be free and propagate liberty. One for honks, and honks for all!

A certain Lucienist laughed loudly, slapping his prodigious belly as he read the document

Heinrich adjusted his suicide vest

sad lol

yes but where are the war rules