Skraag

It could be argued that Rakothûrz’Ram hadn’t touched the ball more than once the entire game, instead the Goliath could be seen poised for combat at every tip off. The Power Forward for the Krugs could not be reached for comment, having spent much of his postgame riot cackling maniacally with a bottle of rum in one hand and pipe full of Rex Widow in the other. Go Krugs. . ?

Rakothûrz’Ram hoists a barrel of Kruga Kola over his head, Ramming his fist through one end before dousing himself and the team in the stream of carbonated elf stew. “NEXT TIK TH’MONKZ WIHL NUB KRIMP OUHR FUN, ZHAARA!!! HOZH BALLIN’!“

The hulking Ramgoth marches up to the Podium and smooths out his Anti-Techlock Krugs jersey, staring out into the crowd with a placid expression as he steepled his hands across its surface. The Wargoth took in a deep breath, “LET’Z ZKAHIN’ GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!“ Fans and Haters alike scatter as the man hoists the podium over his head and throws it over the crowd. There is no good sportsmanship, only good sports. The Team Powerhouse will be back after court mandated community service.

Fritter screams incoherently for four and a half hours straight after hearing of the Blizzard’s victory, avoiding any and all attempts to silence him until his blood sugar crashes.

When approached for comment as to whether or not he felt his actions contributed to his team's loss tonight, Rakothûrz had this to say: "I 'ope Yarrow wuhz in th'ztandz, it'z nub'ag hozh victory if th'ladiez duhn't peep!" When Reporters tried to explain to him that not only had his team lost, but assaulting other players was against the rules, he went on to say: "RAARGH!!!" Rumor has it that The Ramgoth will be conferring with his Shamans for advice on WHAT to sacrifice to WHO in order to sink more half court shots.

Rakothûrz'Ram feels his heartrate skyrocket as he finishes reading the news. The nine foot Wargoth balled up the parchment and made a wild charge for the goal in the Gorkil Gym, dunking the paper wad through the rim and shattering the backboard in the process. "MIRDAUTAS KUR!!!" The frothing mad Ram had heard about players "breaking ankles" before, and he was eager to break a few himself.

Turge’Ram lumbered over to the new post tacked to the Goi’s notice board, reading his Lifemate’s announcement over quietly. “Guhnna need tuwh keep me hontz peeled fohr da wild azhez, huh?” The former Dominus thumped the board with a chuckle before continuing on with his day.

Turge'Ram is in no way coerced to oblige, haha..ha..The H'orc sweats.

Imagine there's no heaven

Turge’Ram genuinely feels a roller coaster of emotion from start to finish, from the claim of there being “No good Orcs” to the news of the fresh bounty on the Dishonorable Whitewash, Matumakh. When the whirl of emotion is over, he pumps his fist halfheartedly. ”..Hurray, I guezh. Sorta feel worried fohr th’Bruddahz wihv Red skin who ain’t wagin’ wagh on everyazh agh their mother fohr’ah beef wihv azh perzuhn.”

Turge’Ram reads the letter long enough to get to the mention of Lurs before crumpling the fake news and tossing it over his shoulder. ”Tha’ zuhre wuhz fazt.”

“Az much az me dezpizehz da Bear Grub Laetraniz..azh nuub’hozh Albai amongzt many hozh Albai iz better than maneh cowardly Ireheartz.” The H’orc tossed the letter back to the wind as he made his way to a Clan Meet, reminiscing fondly over the memory of Artimec’s spawn getting mauled.

The only ones affected by the year system changing are humans. Unlike other races’ curses that are a bit irrelevant from time to time, Humans have the unique distinction of being able to play elderly characters more often and without just starting old and having nothing to say for your character’s history. I wouldn’t say aging needs to be any faster (unless someone has it out for humans I guess) but I would say racial curses in general could stand to be a tad more relevant.

I was a bit on the fence about this one until I saw the thing about four emotes until intervening, personally I think that’s fine but it should be specific emotes- not just four nothing emotes and then getting into combat. For example, something like 1. Emoting arrival 2. Emoting observing the situation. 3. Preparing yourself to step in 4. actually stepping in. Obviously not the most effort put into that, but it’d be a good basis for a ‘what to do when ganking’ or whatever. Also, nothing feels better than being mugged on the street and not having any means of defending yourself, like a 1v3, and two or more strangers who were going their own way show up and are like ‘Oh hey, this dude is getting mugged lets help’. At the same time though..metarallying, I suppose though with this rule you don’t necessarily lose the ability to be rescued by chance, and you more efficiently shut down the meta I guess?

“Oughta pack a ‘Get-The-Hell-Outta-Here’ bag just in case the duel goes sour..”