Skraag

It could be argued that Rakothûrz’Ram hadn’t touched the ball more than once the entire game, instead the Goliath could be seen poised for combat at every tip off. The Power Forward for the Krugs could not be reached for comment, having spent much of his postgame riot cackling maniacally with a bottle of rum in one hand and pipe full of Rex Widow in the other. Go Krugs. . ?

Rakothûrz’Ram hoists a barrel of Kruga Kola over his head, Ramming his fist through one end before dousing himself and the team in the stream of carbonated elf stew. “NEXT TIK TH’MONKZ WIHL NUB KRIMP OUHR FUN, ZHAARA!!! HOZH BALLIN’!“

The hulking Ramgoth marches up to the Podium and smooths out his Anti-Techlock Krugs jersey, staring out into the crowd with a placid expression as he steepled his hands across its surface. The Wargoth took in a deep breath, “LET’Z ZKAHIN’ GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!“ Fans and Haters alike scatter as the man hoists the podium over his head and throws it over the crowd. There is no good sportsmanship, only good sports. The Team Powerhouse will be back after court mandated community service.

Fritter screams incoherently for four and a half hours straight after hearing of the Blizzard’s victory, avoiding any and all attempts to silence him until his blood sugar crashes.

When approached for comment as to whether or not he felt his actions contributed to his team's loss tonight, Rakothûrz had this to say: "I 'ope Yarrow wuhz in th'ztandz, it'z nub'ag hozh victory if th'ladiez duhn't peep!" When Reporters tried to explain to him that not only had his team lost, but assaulting other players was against the rules, he went on to say: "RAARGH!!!" Rumor has it that The Ramgoth will be conferring with his Shamans for advice on WHAT to sacrifice to WHO in order to sink more half court shots.

Rakothûrz'Ram feels his heartrate skyrocket as he finishes reading the news. The nine foot Wargoth balled up the parchment and made a wild charge for the goal in the Gorkil Gym, dunking the paper wad through the rim and shattering the backboard in the process. "MIRDAUTAS KUR!!!" The frothing mad Ram had heard about players "breaking ankles" before, and he was eager to break a few himself.

Turge’Ram lumbered over to the new post tacked to the Goi’s notice board, reading his Lifemate’s announcement over quietly. “Guhnna need tuwh keep me hontz peeled fohr da wild azhez, huh?” The former Dominus thumped the board with a chuckle before continuing on with his day.

Turge'Ram is in no way coerced to oblige, haha..ha..The H'orc sweats.

Imagine there's no heaven

Turge’Ram genuinely feels a roller coaster of emotion from start to finish, from the claim of there being “No good Orcs” to the news of the fresh bounty on the Dishonorable Whitewash, Matumakh. When the whirl of emotion is over, he pumps his fist halfheartedly. ”..Hurray, I guezh. Sorta feel worried fohr th’Bruddahz wihv Red skin who ain’t wagin’ wagh on everyazh agh their mother fohr’ah beef wihv azh perzuhn.”

Turge’Ram reads the letter long enough to get to the mention of Lurs before crumpling the fake news and tossing it over his shoulder. ”Tha’ zuhre wuhz fazt.”

“Az much az me dezpizehz da Bear Grub Laetraniz..azh nuub’hozh Albai amongzt many hozh Albai iz better than maneh cowardly Ireheartz.” The H’orc tossed the letter back to the wind as he made his way to a Clan Meet, reminiscing fondly over the memory of Artimec’s spawn getting mauled.

The only ones affected by the year system changing are humans. Unlike other races’ curses that are a bit irrelevant from time to time, Humans have the unique distinction of being able to play elderly characters more often and without just starting old and having nothing to say for your character’s history. I wouldn’t say aging needs to be any faster (unless someone has it out for humans I guess) but I would say racial curses in general could stand to be a tad more relevant.

I was a bit on the fence about this one until I saw the thing about four emotes until intervening, personally I think that’s fine but it should be specific emotes- not just four nothing emotes and then getting into combat. For example, something like 1. Emoting arrival 2. Emoting observing the situation. 3. Preparing yourself to step in 4. actually stepping in. Obviously not the most effort put into that, but it’d be a good basis for a ‘what to do when ganking’ or whatever. Also, nothing feels better than being mugged on the street and not having any means of defending yourself, like a 1v3, and two or more strangers who were going their own way show up and are like ‘Oh hey, this dude is getting mugged lets help’. At the same time though..metarallying, I suppose though with this rule you don’t necessarily lose the ability to be rescued by chance, and you more efficiently shut down the meta I guess?

“Oughta pack a ‘Get-The-Hell-Outta-Here’ bag just in case the duel goes sour..”

I was only able to write this once I stopped laughing, I think you just need to cool off until you can laugh about ******* funny it is you beat up your trashman lmao.

You’re right, though it’s not too unreasonable for people to want an rp centric server to stay in favor of rp.

Non-combat enchantments seem like a good idea, as I can’t see any harm coming from allowing people to gather materials they need more easily. Potions for pvp is the worst idea I’ve heard in a while though, there is absolutely no reason to be giving MORE incentive to pvp. I know a few folk, myself included, who think the absolute worst part of lotc is enjoying rp when all of the sudden several people in armor hop towards you and pop you. Admittedly, if your goal here is to make it less suffering on the part of those who actually applied to this roleplay server for roleplay (As few as they may be, who on earth goes to the trouble to get whitelisted on lotc to rp, amirite?) then it’d be great. Instead of getting clicked to death in 3-4 sword swings I can get clicked to death in 1-2 and enjoy the minute or so I have to sit and do nothing while a half dozen people stand over me waiting to see what’ll come out of my avatar like some kinda birthday piñata. I couldn’t be any more sincere about the bit about non-combat enchantments, but honestly if you add any more to pvp you’d be doing a lot of us a disservice

I seriously have to agree with Unwillingly here, I have no idea what part of giving the raiders one more day and then cutting the defenders time in less than half seems like it'd be any better.

Another point, while admittedly, I don't understand fully how battering rams work (As I haven't seen one in game at this point) I sincerely hope there's a cooldown on the sign people are expected to be hitting to operate it. I'm not necessarily against the idea of a battering ram, if people are willing to invest that much in something that can break more power to them. I'll even go so far as to say it might give the defenders better chance to defend ironically due in part to the potential need of raiders to focus more on fighting off people attempting to break the ram than breaking IN..however this leads me to my next point. As I've said, I am NOT aware of if there is any form of noticeable cooldown for the sign, but if it's going to end up being a handful of raiders rapidly clicking over and over to smash a gate I fail to see how the defenders are supposed to have reasonable chance to disable it. Breaking five iron blocks definitely isn't the slowest thing in the world, but when the siege machine starts right at the gate, and you have worry about what (assuming no one has gotten in yet, because at that point I figure destroying the machine would be a secondary concern) is the entire raiding party waiting to pop you the moment you take out a pickaxe. Now, I've said a lot already, but far be it from me to complain about anything without first acknowledging some positive points about the thing I'm protesting. I'm more than capable of looking in on myself from another point of view and seeing how my words could and more than likely WILL be disregarded as "Boo hoo, Ram not easy to stop!" and I believe that as expensive as it is, and easily in theory as it is to render useless, you may as well get your money's worth. All in all, half of my above mentioned concerns are entirely moot if some such cooldown exists anyhow.

There's a lot here I'm happy to see, and some things I'm not so glad to see. My own opinions aside, I do think this bit seems a little confusing. "1.4 Any individual that is downed during the duration of a raid (within the confines of the raided settlement and its immediacy) may be captured even if they are popped or D40. To do so make a modreq while providing a screencap of the individual being downed, ideally accompanied by a timestamp. If someone is executed or bleeds out during the raid they may not be captured / tped back." Seems like it's saying "If you kill someone, and prove it, you can capture them." only to go on to say "If you kill someone, you can't capture them."

I like it a lot, definitely seems like the type of thing that'd be fun to look for with a group of people.

Full Name: Caliburn Nor Age: 30 Residency: Holm Grove Major Subject: Metallurgy Secondary Subject: Alchemy Please compose a well-written paragraph, explaining why you’d like to attend the Holm Academy, and what opportunities you may pursue with your degree. It is important to me to seek out this knowledge, as I feel a desire to take a step closer to my heritage. Many in my family have been smiths, and it is something I have been enraptured by since a young age. I could not hope to resist the allure any longer ever since I had a brief, but insightful lesson in blacksmithing from a Human Arbor. As for the Alchemy, I seek to enhance the knowledge I am seeking in the utility of plants further. I feel it would be of great benefit to myself and others in the future. I can only hope that with the knowledge I would gain from these studies I could devote myself to work that would benefit both myself and my close friends. ((Discord: Him Crispy#5784 ((MC Username: Skraag

OOC Application Minecraft Name: SirVictim Discord/Skype:Him Crispy#5784 IC Application Name: Turge Bestow Race: Dark Elf Age: 79 Previous Martial Experience: Knife fights in a tavern basement

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