The New Rex

[Dr. Ducky-D 277]

A blue figure shifts a crossed the land, briskly walking through fields of grass, down roads, and through streams. His thin frame standing up straight and proud, a strong and determined intent to his step as he made his way for Gronkston's gates.

 

The tall goblin shuffled his way under the Gronkston gates, left unmanned as he passed, a small wolf in tow behind him as he went. As he made his way up the gravel path into the Orcish city it began to rain, causing the goblin to smirk, quickly getting drenched in the downpour. As if empowered by the rain the Gobo broke into a brisk run, huffing his way up the hill, not stopping until he got to the old Lion statue, quickly scrambling up the old bricks.

 

Zul'Jin Zil Zul'Azog slithered his way to the top of the lion head, shakily standing up on the head of it as he looked around himself. He cupped his hands around his mouth, raising his voice to a shout.

 

"Mi hab zumtin tu blah tu latz! Dur iz zumtin latz muzt gruk!"

 

Zil's legs wobbled slightly as he stood atop the lion, slowly regaining his balance before speaking up once more.

 

"Fur anehazh whu actualleh curz, latz hab agh nuw Rex!"

 

He let in a deep breath as continued to yell, raising his voice above the pelting rain and above the fire and racket of the city.

 

"Id haz been dizided abtur azh dayh ub vutin dat da nuw Rex iz Erik ub da clan AZOG!"

 

The blue goblin let out a cheer before skittering down the lion's back and jumping off into the pool below, chuckling with glee as he did.

 

"Hur her her! Rex Urik Azog!"

 

And with that he crawled out and ran off, now completely soaking wet as the rain began to give way.

 

((Erik0821 is now the new Rex! It was decided yesterday over the forums with a bit of RP, you can see it here. Good luck to the new Orc Rex, and lets see how this goes!))

 

 

 

[Daisy 9735]

"Ah dah Orcas foinalleh 'ave a leader, 'ow quaint."

[ToenailTickler 290]

The spirit of bubbub'sandru says 'Diz elektyun ob ah rex iz dizhonurabul!' he curses erik with the curse of eternal stench. Sadly most orcs already smell horrid.

[Cracker 4570]

The spirit of Gorgul smiles, remembering Erik's youth and how far he has come.

 

[Dr. Ducky-D 277]

The spirit of bubbub'sandru says 'Diz elektyun ob ah rex iz dizhonurabul!' he curses erik with the curse of eternal stench. Sadly most orcs already smell horrid.

 

Zil waddles by Erik one day in the Azog fort, sniffling slightly, he stops and frowns at him.

 

"Latz smull divrunt tudeh, lats smull... bedda."

 

He shrugs and wanders off.

[craotor 617]

Orks everywhere facepalm

[Lago 2572]

"Mi nub followin' no "Vote Rex". Mi nub a twiggie. Dis nub da Rex, da strongest of orc kind! Dis just some sort of Orc President."

[Dr. Ducky-D 277]

"Mi nub followin' no "Vote Rex". Mi nub a twiggie. Dis nub da Rex, da strongest of orc kind! Dis just some sort of Orc President."

 

Zil plops down in his blagh, laying a crossed a stiff birch plank as he thought, brows furrowed.

 

"Mi wizh mi grukked wub agh 'pruzudind' wuz."

[hellfiazz 879]

Buubztik fails to understand how a mexican teuton Azog could possibly have been chosen to be Rex, with no klomp whatsoever.

[ErikAzog 3575]

Looks at the inactive orcs

 

"Waer ar latz mi nub peep diz munneh uraks at Gronnkston"

[DrakeHaze. 2524]

Grogmar growls lowly, breathing heavily. He grips the handle of his warhammer tightly "Wuh... da skah.. Iz dat!?" Grogmar snarls, stomping his boot down in the sand "Wut zelf rezpektin uruks skahin vote tingz lyke Rexdom.. Iz wi skahin twiggiez!?" he says spitting on the sand. "Diz uruk ab nub Rex tu mi peeperz.. Latz hab lozt uruk weyz. Mi vill ztand fur diz nub lunger!" he says as he kicks the sand up "Mi vill fynd hunurable uruks, ab fix latz ztupid skahz ab yur twiggy weyz. Gug'ye, twiggiez." Grogmar wanders off, snarling and stomping..

[Dr. Ducky-D 277]

Zil cannot seem to understand how all these Orcs seem to be crying tears, as they are ORCS and not Elves.

 

"Diz duz nub mayke zenze... skah mon! Azh uruk wunz tu get dingz rullehn agh ull da urukz ged ull budd hurtz. Agh ull ub dem juzt sturt puppin uwta nubwur! Diz ur bluck mojo!"

[hellfiazz 879]

Iz bikuz diz uruk hab nub pruuvin iz ztrenf. Iz bikuz duh Azogz blah nub'hozh uhbowd Lurz wen wi klomp'd uhgaynzt Kaxilz wib latz lazt Albai wihk, agh dun muj mur fur duh Wur Uzg lung bifur diz. Azogz am ingrayt skahz, agh Erik am duh lihdur ub duh ingrayt skahz.

[KingKoo 38]

Ick grunts, wandering back into the Kaxil fort "Mi nub liztunin' tu ah Azug, ah dizunurble Azug ad dat. Skah diz. Nub bi da Uruk wahy."

[LPT 771]

Zabgub throws a tomato at Erik "WyrmZlayah am bezt Rex"