Petition To Make King Thorin Paragon

[JVQ 1719]

Borin Grandaxe walks up to you and offers you quill and parchment, it reads:

(Translated to common tongue)

 

"My father, former Grand King Thorin Grandaxe, the first of his name, ruler of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan, and the Kingdoms of Salvus, Savoie, Oren, Karakatua and Adunia, Slayer of Skarux the Alpha Dragon of the North, Holy Protector of the Human Race and Liberator of the Elves and Halflings has not been made paragon. As my brother Ognar and I remember, our Father was the best king Urguan ever had, we believe that he should be instated as paragon and feast alongside the gods. We are hasten to add that however he reined, Thorin was successful regardless.

Please sign below if you wish to see Paragon added to his titles

 

~Lieutenant Borin Grandaxe"

 

((Reply with your rp name))

 

Current Signatures:

 

~Borin Grandaxe

~Relel Irongrinder

[Dreek 1633]

Dreek frowns, knowing that the brathmordakin approves Paragons, and not through petitions. Dreek shrugs, enjoying that Thorin is no longer a paragon

[JVQ 1719]

The petition is addressed in order to persuade the brathmordakin

[yopplwasupxxx 5946]

Relel Irongrinder

[Pinsir99 526]

"Bah!" Aerius scowls "Claimin' Thorin was te' best King Urguan had? Babblin' idiots."

[Lago 2572]

That night, there was a storm. It raged long into the dawn hours, the screaming of the wind audible even within the deep halls of Kal'Ithrun. In the war wasteland left by Indago's war with Oren trees are ripped from their roots. At least one travelling snelf was found impaled by a tree that has been flung so hard it has buried itself deep in the cliffside. Lightning lit the sky like an alchemist's experiment out of control, and the driving rain rendered the earth as sodden as the Kraltan Marsh.

Some thought the storm was a sign from the Brathmordakin, a response to Borin Grandaxe's question to the gods on the moon. Dwarven scholars and prophets searched for an answer, but found none. Their conclusion was that no answer was the answer. It was discerned that the Brathmordakin's response to the question "Is Thorin a Paragon?" was "It's feckin' obvious, nae? We aren't goin' t'e bother answerin' such ah stupid question." The priests and scholars, upon divining this answer to the question, realised that Thorin's status was indeed obvious. The Gods had said as such. The resulting brawl over what the "obvious answer" was lasted longer than the storm did.

In actual fact, the Brathmordakin never knew there was a petition. Omniscient as gods are, everyone who has ever misplaced their keys knows that just because you can see something doesn't mean you notice it. In actual fact, they were all at Krug's place huddled around Krug's computer.

Why? The gods are all seeing, and thus can see the mysterious double-bracketed exchanges between the denizens of Anthos. Through them, Krug had discovered Netflix.

The reason the dwarves have come across hard times is not because their gods have abandoned them in disgust. It's because their gods haven't been paying attention. It's because their gods have spent the last Creator knows how long watching a Breaking Bad marathon.

However, they've just reached the final episode. With luck, the gods will return their attention to dwarfkind.

Things might just be looking up. (or for the gods, looking down)

Unless someone introduces them to House of Cards, of course.
 

[JVQ 1719]

That night, there was a storm. It raged long into the dawn hours, the screaming of the wind audible even within the deep halls of Kal'Ithrun. In the war wasteland left by Indago's war with Oren trees are ripped from their roots. At least one travelling snelf was found impaled by a tree that has been flung so hard it has buried itself deep in the cliffside. Lightning lit the sky like an alchemist's experiment out of control, and the driving rain rendered the earth as sodden as the Kraltan Marsh.

Some thought the storm was a sign from the Brathmordakin, a response to Borin Grandaxe's question to the gods on the moon. Dwarven scholars and prophets searched for an answer, but found none. Their conclusion was that no answer was the answer. It was discerned that the Brathmordakin's response to the question "Is Thorin a Paragon?" was "It's feckin' obvious, nae? We aren't goin' t'e bother answerin' such ah stupid question." The priests and scholars, upon divining this answer to the question, realised that Thorin's status was indeed obvious. The Gods had said as such. The resulting brawl over what the "obvious answer" was lasted longer than the storm did.

In actual fact, the Brathmordakin never knew there was a petition. Omniscient as gods are, everyone who has ever misplaced their keys know that just because you can see something doesn't mean you notice it. In actual fact, they were all at Krug's place huddled around Krug's computer.

Why? The gods are all seeing, and thus can see the mysterious double-bracketed exchanges between the denizens of Anthos. Through them, Krug had discovered Netflix.

The reason the dwarves have come across hard times is not because their gods have abandoned them in disgust. It's because their gods haven't been paying attention. It's because their gods have spent the last Creator knows how long watching a Breaking Bad marathon.

However, they've just reached the final episode. With luck, the gods will return their attention to dwarfkind.

Things might just be looking up. (or for the gods, looking down)

Unless someone introduces them to House of Cards, of course.

 

 

((What? I don't understand what the **** you mean by this.))

[Lago 2572]

((It means the Brath ain't gonna answer.))

[JVQ 1719]

((It means the Brath ain't gonna answer.))

 

((Okay.))

[User 366]

here's a water bottle my friend

you seem a little thirsty

[craotor 617]

Davern for Paragon

[JVQ 1719]

Davern for Paragon

Davern for Paragon

He isn't already? Heresy!

[Aengoth 2890]

"Great kings and Paragons are not tah same f'in'." -Aengoth 

[Serf 647]

"T'orin does nae deserve tae position 'o Paragon. 'E may 'ave made tae Kingdom a great pooer, hooeva' 'e broke tae system 'o government, an' put 'ur kin throogh long an' 'ard 'ardships t'at still echo to tis day."

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.