[War] Dwarven Surrender Terms

[bossnation12345 99]

 

*Laughs as he continues to sharpen his sword*

"T'ey t'ink t'ey 'ave won, t'is be onleh' gutting' started"

 

 

 

 

*Begins laughing*

"I love how they think they won."

 

 

B..bu.but we did win

 

and quite easily at that

[Zezimus 1523]

Wulfgar sits on his throne, looking slightly confused as the terms are delivered before him.

"Surrendah? Weh've nawt even 'ad the chance to foight ah battle yet. It seems Oren is mur' cowardleh t'an ah thought."

[Fimlin 1997]

Fimlin Grandaxe chuckles "stuupid laddeh were not done 'ere yet."

[SirSnowMan 318]

Decterum Vindicator Ser Abner Rahl nods as he hears of the terms being sent off. He terms and looks to the Lord Marshal. "They'd be wise to accept them. They declared war on us in Anthos and we took the land up to their city. If they don't pull out of the war, it'll happen to them again, except we won't stop there."

*Ailred chuckles in response*

 

"Aye, in the name of Augustus we will slaughter them all"

[Kardel 1054]

Kardel goes into a wild, hysterical laughing fit as tears swell in his eyes after hearing of the terms. He laughs for a good 10 minutes straight, his face actually looking pink for once. He then curses Oren and returns to drinking his tea.

[Legoboy7984 3155]

                               Laughs upon Oren

              "They think they won thats stupid of them"

[Snoop 365]

Laughs upon the dwarves

 

"They think they can still win that's stupid of them."

[Aengoth 2890]

Aengoth nods upon hearing of this

"Guud joke.. I loike it w'en Oren gets a sense ove 'umour."

And he never found out that the proposition that the dwarves were to surrender was serious.

[Greener 687]

Odin chuckles

 

Ye Humans are at such a disadvantage.. ye naw why!

 

I've got a jar of dirt!

An guess what's inside it!

[Zezimus 1523]

As long as dwarves ***** and cry, sky gods will let three nation Zion do whatever they want, even draw a battle they obviously got fucked up in. Random human thinks

 

Meanwhile random dwarf thinks kipples is angry and needs to sit back and relax a little.

[hellfiazz 879]

"Sharaz nub gruk dat Urukz kahri'd ohl der battulz uhgaynzt ztowtz en pazt. Buuf arrugunt agh olog-dum."

[Hiebe 2493]

As long as dwarves ***** and cry, sky gods will let three nation Zion do whatever they want, even draw a battle they obviously got fucked up in. Random human thinks

Prays to his deity called Rhia. May she smite the humans that wear tinfoil hats.

[JVQ 1719]

Prays to his deity called Rhia. May she smite the humans that wear tinfoil hats.

 

This ^ is the reaction I wanted... :)

 

Meanwhile random dwarf thinks kipples is angry and needs to sit back and relax a little.

 

This ^ was what I expected

[The Fact Core 511]

"Oren is just obviously scared of failure...what a sad day for the humans." A random but very handsome man called the oogie boogie man coughs out

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.