Cracker 4570 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Deep within the Teutonic lairs, various dwarven, orcish, and alrasian scientists are hard at work perfecting a new form of warfare. "Testing is going perfect mein Rexcellency" cries out an Orcish Sariant. "We have borrowed the prototype for the Krughatten project and utilized its blueprints to upgrade our arsenal. Oren will be done within the fortnight and our puppet will finally restore Space Marinism" All the puppet kings rub their hands quite gingerly, eyes widen with curiosity as they begin the weapon tests. One of the scientists pipes out "Test it on Heinrik...he's already weakened and an easy target." And it was done; with one tap of a button, the wrath of the Sky God's was harnessed into one crushing blow; the king plagued with the deepest of comas, his peoples brought to their knees. However, one dwarf piped out "But what if they counter-attack...they have the technology too!" A figured man took off his robe, revealing a Hochmeister's garb and a wizened face, one which should have died long ago according to lore regulations "Then we have become death, destroyer of roleplay" as the ban warfare raged on and the community burned in flames. 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungo 3965 Share Posted March 30, 2014 *concedes defeat and surrenders his tin foil hat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirtok 2853 Share Posted March 30, 2014 *Mirtok mutters himself "I was there once, MUH PEOPLE, MUH ORDER, MUH SHEKELS!!!" 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watyll 1104 Share Posted March 30, 2014 what Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARCHITECUS 4788 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Jorji calls an lgbt jihad on the North Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jachnun 566 Share Posted March 30, 2014 *Mirtok mutters himself "I was there once, MUH PEOPLE, MUH ORDER, MUH SHEKELS!!!" ((Offensive, im Israeli Jew.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreek 1633 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Dreek roars from the grave in delight with their new toy!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neri 3590 Share Posted March 30, 2014 *DeNurems stand by and nod as they are showered in non-duped, legitimate shekels. Nearby, a picture of Knox is being used as a dartboard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galendar 631 Share Posted March 30, 2014 *^was there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dude 230 Share Posted March 30, 2014 *storms into DeNurem base, tearing down the picture of Knox. He uses it, for, uh, personal use. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lion 736 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Meanwhile in the actual DeNurem vault. . . Let me see you get low (You scared! You scared!), Drop that arse to the floor (You scared! You scared!). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avacyn 1712 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Boguslav trembles, and hands out tinfoil hats to all who will listen to the tale of Mirtok Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neri 3590 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Tick, tock, it's Mirtok-O'clock, The time is up for Knox and his flock, Tin-foils hats raised to Orener's scowls, Who do flee as Teutons do prowl. Might of Urguan, Strength of Orcs, Alrasian shekels do pile in vaults, DeNurems schemeing, Zion intervening, In the hopeless plan of Oren's 'great war'. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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