The Battle For Haelun'or: The Tea Wars

[Crayfishchris 751]

 

In the lands of the High Elves, a fierce debate could be heard going on. Two groups had formed within the inn of the so-called mali'aheral, over the issue of tea. The first group, the Pro-Milk-Firsts, put their milk in before their tea. The second, the Anti-Milk-Firsts, were against. This terribly important issue split the High Elves, and soon conflict was rolling through the streets as the high up members of society tossed their preferred versions of tea at each other. Finally, after the Green Tea Massacre of the Central Inn, it became clear that war was the only option. 

 

The right kind of tea would prevail.

 

Battle Type

 

Civil War

Civil War: Any number of settlements within a nation can declare Civil War, splitting the nation into Rebel and Loyalist factions. All territories are Neutral save the rebel territories and the capital until they declare themselves Rebel or Loyalist, but they can turn their coats at any time without triggered a War of Secession. However, not siding with the winner may have consequences. This then proceeds according to the War Mechanics section until one faction is destroyed or peace is agreed (which may result in a nation split in two.) Initiative is determined by an open field battle.

 

 

Forces

 

[Attackers] The Pro-Milk-First Party

 

[Defenders] The Anti-Milk-First Party

 

[undecided] The Herbal Tea Party

 

Location

 

The City of Haelun'or

 

Time

 

About two in the afternoon, sometimes later.

 

Rewards

 

If the attacking side wins, then all tea must have milk poured in before the actual tea. 

If the defenders win, the opposite shall happen, and milk must be placed in after the tea.

If for some reason herbal tea are the only people left, there shall be no more milk in tea. Ever.

 

Terms

 

Anything goes in tea and war.

 

 

((Why did I do this, you ask?

Not a darn clue.))

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

"Filthy elfen, clearly macecatcher grey is t'e best brand of tea."

Sergeant Quinlan Campbell, OSL says, sipping from a tea cup while sticking his pinky finger out.

[SortedJarhead 817]

troll -_-

[Crayfishchris 751]

troll -_-

Tea is a very serious issue for us High Elves. The manner in which the milk is poured is everything.

[ToenailTickler 290]

"Maybe the High elves should just all kill themselves in this war. Since it seems the orcs will do it soon, and more painfully." Says backwardPeasentslav the Fith

[The_Quin 0]

-snip-

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

 

Time

 

About two in the afternoon, sometimes later.

I thought this said two in the morning, and I laughed, then cried, because it's true.

 

And is there a No Tea party?

 

Edit: 900th post, wooo.

[Stag 3234]

Iat shakes his head before speaking "You imbeciles obviously don't understand teas. There are instances in which milk is used and ones where it is not. To limit it to one or the other is sickening and you should all be ashamed to be drinking tea within my establishment. REPENT THINE WAYS!" Iat adjusts his clothing before walking off.

[ZBLBAC5 81]

Earendur drinks his herbal tea watching and waiting as the milk parties war against each other waiting for them to weaken. Waiting for the perfect time to strike and make the Herbal Tea Party the one true and pure tea party.

[Destroyer_Bravo 1054]

Suddenly about three arrows are loosed ito the congregation, hitting three generic high elves in very lethal places. The Orcish Blitzkrieg strikes again.

[Arkelos 1027]

Naeri drinks all three.

 

 

 

 

 

ANARCHY!

[Bat Druid 140]

"WHY IS THERE NO OPTION FOR TEA WITH HONEY IN IT?!"

 

Oropher yells, outraged.

[balluffip 35]

Sathoro casually drinks his mint tea with sugar.

[Rhia 936]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.