Hiylun

[kuroi13 67]

A presumptuous parchment has been posted up near the Mali'aheral inn...

 

 HIYLUN

           A significant number of our fellow brethren appear to have forgotten one of our most important duties. Whilst devoting oneself to the sciences and the betterment of our race is a noble goal in and of itself, to accomplish this, one must first exist. In order to exist, one had to have been brought into being by two others. I wish to put this lightly without denying the importance of this duty, but, so to speak, one must produce offspring in order to better the race overall. Thinking selfishly will not promote the collective good.

           Unfortunately, there are a vast number of Mali’aheral who have stubbornly forsaken this all-important duty. Thusly, I have surmised a number of propositions to rectify this fault. These propositions, once enforced, should ensure that all Mali’aheral of proper age have ample opportunity to fulfill the maehr’sae hiylun’ehya.

1. Mali’aheral, once registered as citizens, must wed within 100 years of their citizenship unless under the age of 150.

2. Mali’aheral children and youths, after the age of 50, must wed within 200 years.

3. Those who refuse to wed within the allotted timeframe will be wed to one selected by the state in order to provide them ample opportunity to further the maehr’sae hiylun’ehya.

4. Those who have produced at least three offspring or are over 650 years of age are not required to remain wed should they so choose.

5. Additionally, those who have produced at least four offspring or are over 700 years of age, are permitted to delve into whatever forbidden relationship they desire, with the added benefits of collective scorn and derision, so long as they never engage this relationship with an impure or non-Mali'aheral.

          Of course, once this law comes into effect, I propose that those who have qualified for proposition (3), be allowed 50 years of leeway to wed before the state steps in [1]. Additionally, I would expect for the state to create a small but effective council in order to enforce and facilitate these propositions should qualifying Mali’aheral refuse to fulfill their birth-endowed duties.

          I need not put this bluntly: without reproducing, the Mali’aheral race will cease to exist. We ought take care that the Valah weeds not scatter and choke out those more worthy of life.

           maehr’sae hiylun’ehya,

                          Azorella Coulissante

 

[1] To elucidate, after the passing of these propositions: if a Mali’aheral over 200 years of age has not wed, they shall be expected to do so within 50 years, unless they have been a citizen for less than 50 years, then they will have what is remaining of the 100 years allotted to them in proposition (1). If a Mali’aheral under 200 years of age has not wed, they shall be expected to do so by age 250. Thusly, the youngest age a Mali’aheral might be subjected to proposition (3) will always remain at 250 years of age.

 

As this referendum has not yet been passed, expected ages for marriage may still as of yet be adjusted.

 

Significant space has been left below for signatures, notes, comments, etc.

[Primrose 59]

I deed thee Unpure. Please have this gold as a gift.

[A Spooky Witch 156]

Kahlan reads the post, her blue eyes scanning over the document with growing irritability. "Thank the spirits Mother and Father didn't make me marry..." She snorted lightly and walked on, running her hands daintily through her hair.

[Treshure 5817]

((This in a nutshell:

 

1. Marriage is under law, now.

2. If you've had 3 children at 650+, you're good to go. 

3. If you've had 4 children or 700+, you're free to have a **** buddy.

 

))

[zaezae 1098]

((That last provision kinda makes me LOL

[Neri 3590]

As soon as she hears about the new act in Tahn'siol, Toriel goes out to hire some Lesbian Dark Elves, swinging her pimp cane from side to side. 

 

 

 

 

void

[ScreamingDingo 20568]

Halinahr sighs as he looks at the note, his face expressionless as he clasps his gauntlets together.

"I am not going to perform acts like a filthy valah just to 'try' and keep purity. I wish not to pass my lineage unless with one fully pure... Something which has become quite rare as late."

He looks down at his bloodied dirk, sighing as he pulls out a cloth and wipes the dried blood of it. "Any woman that would wish for my company would either be insane or impure, my odds aren't looking good."

[Stag 3230]

A comment is posted

The triumvirate will discuss this the possibility of this.

[Rig 17581]

As soon as she hears about the new act in Tahn'siol, Toriel goes out to hire some Lesbian Dark Elves, swinging her pimp cane from side to side. 

 

 

 

 

void

((Racism in a nutshell!))

[Lawrna 440]

I deed thee Unpure. Please have this gold as a gift.

 

 

"Odd coming from the pink-eye."

[MrSyth 636]

Silvos squints, reading the parchment multiple times.

"Hmm. Not all that bad actually."

An 'S' can be found written on a small note posted below the parchment.

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.