Acanadian Redux

[ACanadianCraft (Nate) 682]

Hey everyone, Nate here. Since everyone is in such an accepting mood, I've got a confession to make...

I'm a goy.

No, don't stop reading there, I know many of you may feel a birning urge to post insults or backlash, but I want to explain things. I never meant for it to go this far - and it's not as much of a lie as you might think. In real life, yes, I do have a long nose, and yes, I do look exactly like the photos many of you have seen, for I am a curly-haired gold loving man day by day. I haven't made up a single part of my life, or the plights I've faced except for the single face that I am an White Anglo Saxon Christian, and not a Jew, despite my Hebrew ass name.

Now for the appologise. I officially appologise to everyone I've ever hurt through my deception and lies, especially you, Raptor, although you're mostly gone by now. I'm sorry to my fellow Mogmen who put up with my unhealthy obession with gold and had to grin and bare it. I'm sorry to my friends. I don't think this will change your oppinion of me actually, but I really needed to get this off my chest.

LoTC was one of the worst things to happen to me. It consumed all my time when I joined and crippled my social life (The ******* literally used to hang off me like vines), but it allowed me to make friends with people closer to my intellectual level (The ******* were damn near retarded anyway). Thank you all for the nights of roleplay, chatting, purging elves, insulting each others sexual orientation/religion/political beliefs, and bursting into fits or rage, cursing up a blue streak. I love every last one of you. ******* bastards.
 
But in the end, the lieing became too much. Here’s a lesson for you folks, those dramas about undercover secret agents aren’t wrong - lies do really eat you up inside and leave you hollow. For the sake of your friends, family and yourself - don’t lie or deceive, for you are just sowing the seeds of your own misery.

Overall, I'd ask you all not to hate me, but I know that probably most of you won't even bat an eye at this news. But I hereby resign from my position of Morangard, as I don't particularly enjoy it.

kbye.

Here's a full list of appologies:

 
Raptor - I know you've suspected me of Christendom ever since I started dodging conversation about passover, etc. I'm sorry for lieing to you. Feels like **** man.

Kalameet - When we meet up to get super drunk together, I will not be accomponied by a yamaka, like I promised.

Merrymoogle - It's all orge now...

The White Rose - No longer will I pretend to be better then you all, and call you goyim. I will pretend to be better then you by maintaining the facade of my natural god given cis superiority.

Crazyguy1916 - The only person I ever told. I don't think you actually believed me, but why?

Post inspired by the bravery of Freya, a man among men.

[ACanadianCraft (Nate) 682]

I'm 100% serious with this post.
Not trolling.
I know how it looks. Don't remove it.

[Emp 209]

Mazel tov.

[Avacyn 1712]

Nate, it isn't ogre til I say it's ogre.

Don't give up.

[3andD 1722]

who are uo

[Haribo 385]

who are uo

ye

[TeaLulu 1783]

we knew you were a bundle of sticks all along, its no surprise to us.

[Gunner 775]

is this a new meymey of the craft?!!

[bulgaria is white 461]

Is this the birth of an epic new maymay?

[Korvic 930]

I think this means that everyone should just become a cross dresser if they're not fe-male, I for one would appreciate that.

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

We already knew you were Jewish. All Canadians are Jews.

Sir Niccum I am a ***** IRL canadian

 

apparently the c-word is censored. way to oppress my sexual orient-asian

[KoTo 610]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo

[Ford 1996]

I don't ever want to see your face again, you filth.

 

You lied to me all this time, acted like we were friends, and then you just had to show me your ugly self.

 

You're a ****, a filthy goy, and unlike Freya, I do not approve of what you are.

[Jachnun 566]

כופר, impersonating to be one of hashem's chosen people, pffttt, people like you go to גיהנום m8.... 

 

edit: Just wanted to mention you saying this on israeli independence day, this **** like 4th of july to jews. 

[Raptorious 1899]

 Raptor - I know you've suspected me of Christendom ever since I started dodging conversation about passover, etc. I'm sorry for lieing to you. Feels like **** man.