The Bandits Went South

[Knox213 10]

Lord Paladin and Historian Fimlin Grandaxe chuckles to himself, "since w'en wer raids evah put en 'istoreh?"

Seems like an autistic thing you folk would do, answers Roy.

 

 

Roy who?

*wonders who this random human might be

 

The father you never met, says young Roy of 12.

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

"Papa, who can piss further, a human or a dwarf?" Asks a young halfling boy.

 

"Both are good at pissing, son." Says the father. "Infact they never stop having pissing contests with each other."

 

"They do?" Asks the boy. "Who wins?"

 

"No one." Says the father. "No one wins the pissing contests, and everyone comes out a little stupider."

[JVQ 1719]

Vorstag wonders why Roy, the young Lord talks of these bandits like they're strelesy? Does he condone such actions?

[Daisy 9740]

*Lord Onar begins to wonder why Humans are claiming that these bandits were Strelts, and seeming to be distasteful towards them perishing. He brings this idea to the council.*

[Frigated 66]

-Nods his fat head-

[Fimlin 1997]

Seems like an autistic thing you folk would do, answers Roy.

 

 

The father you never met, says young Roy of 12.

*wonders how Roy could hear him chuckling far, far away from anywhere he'd be

[Jachnun 566]

Branaford peers over to the dwarves as they mumble "grrrr bandits grrr!" And then he says "They killed 5 men, a victory to be remembered!!!!" 

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.