Dwarven Propaganda Office.

[Lima 774]

Deep in the caverns of which the high ranking clergy resides, a special office exists.

This office, like many others, remains relatively secret. Its soul purpose...?

Propaganda. 

Its ironic, because they generally report real victories.

However, despite their have recently been defeated by the Sky Gods, their fliers disappearing in the office as a loud two headed dog stole them and then subliminally informed individuals they did not actually win. It was almost absurd and a lie by such a creature. 

However, today, they talk of how the VALIANT dwarves, Sariants, Uruks and the odd Alrasian fended from the "Orenian filth" that plague their lands and leave pumpkins. 

Why they leave pumpkins, well, in the intelligence office they believe the Orenians think its poisonous to the Dwarven people, or that Orenians are performing a strange mating ritual with halflings. They are misguided.

Like everyone else... so that they will never know...

Of the propaganda office. 

 

[Daisy 9736]

Glorious

[Destroyer_Bravo 1054]

Guud job

[lukejes 55]

Kwint believes every word of it.

[Areon 947]

"T'e feck is t'is shite? It be.... beautiful..." says Kethla, a tear forming in her eye

[Fimlin 1997]

Fimlin, head of the propaganda poster department, approves as he makes more videos on explosive rocks.

[Dreek 1633]

Rax nods his head from his office up in Alras.

[Tristanx7 142]

-begins to print off more propaganda fliers.-

[Crayfishchris 751]

In the mystical realm of the Gods of the Sky, the Crustacean and the Breaker of Chains looketh at each other in dismay.

 

"Hark, we cannot destroyeth the small-folks and their words," sayeth the Crustacean.

 

"We can attempteth to stifle-eth," sayeth the Breaker of Chains.

 

"Ah, shall we deleteth their words? Shall we lock their postings and deprive them of their ability to use language in their mortal bodies?" sayeth the Crustacean.

 

"Indeed.... eth," sayeth the Breaker of Chains.

 

"It shall be done," they intone, casting smites upon the people of the world below.

 

((Let's all just have fun and be nice to people :3))

[Austin 697]

For the first time in well over a century, Thore'Gorkil sheds a single tear upon seeing this.

[Hiebe 2493]

Dwain is so confused.

[lukejes 55]

Dwain is so confused.

Kwint pats Dwain on the shoulder. "Ya shall understand in guud time, me cousin. Lies are like better truths."

[Zhulik 3559]

Meanwhile, back in Oren, from the depths of the dark and mystical sewers, a lone man sits behind a wooden door, working hard under candlelight. A white mist leaks from within, filling the immediate area with a uniquely potent scent. Carved on the door are two rough initials:

 

E.S.

 

A report flies through the door as E.S begins work once more, scribbling down yet more artwork with his near to decrepit palms, he scribbles not only about victory and valour, he writes about how the dwarves are inferior. "I'd hang them from trees like a pregnant *****..." he commented to Voron, whom was his manager, "But their  fat arses would break the rope, cap.."

[lukejes 55]

News just in.

"More strange mating rituals as all Orenians simultaneously laugh. According to the intelligence office, this was all part of a plan to attract a halfling's cheery attitude for more babies with them."

Kwint shows the news to the entire Irongut clan. "Did ya see t'is? Ah always knew it an' no one believed meh. It's written on paper, which everyone knows makes it entirely true."

[Hiebe 2493]

Kwint shows the news to the entire Irongut clan. "Did ya see t'is? Ah always knew it an' no one believed meh. It's written on paper, which everyone knows makes it entirely true."

Dwain is magically drawn to believe the paper.