Tadmonster 54 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Edit: Please take this as what it is...a joke. A cold wind whips through the mountains. Dwarves work tirelessly, wiping sweat from their brows as massive piles of semi-solid water are pounded into spherical moulds... IT BEGINS In the wintery hold of Kal'Bogrin, a Dwarven army awaits. The scarves that wrap their neck are caked in frost and ice. Torches illuminate the night, providing the sole source of warmth in this unforgiving climate. A warhorn sounds in the distance...Oren has come. Snogre Commander Havmar Grandaxe commands his men to hold their fire. Arrows whistle past their ears, the flames lick the sides of the stony walls. One by one, the humans file up the snowy mountain. At a word, it is over. "FOOOOIIIIIIREEEE!" screams Havmar A barrage of snow balls rains upon the Oreners. One by one, the humans are struck down from the precarious mountaintops. They fall to their deaths, their bodies cracking on the hard stone below. Arrows and swords pierce the resilient hides of the stout, courageous dwarves, yet they fight on, through blood. Snowballs whip across the barren mountains, the humans succumbing to the far superior forces of the Dwarven army. The Snelven tactics have proven worthy on this day. Caked in blood, the flags of Uruguan raise above the mighty snowfort. Yet the humans push on. Sword after sword falls upon the defenseless dwarves. The mighty pumpkin helmets are not enough to protect the dwarves from the arrows that crack their skulls. The savage and salty humans pile upon the innocent dwarves, blood spraying like mist. There is no mercy in Kal'Bogrin. The Dwarves fight until their last breath. Every Dwarf, in their infinite bravery, stands until their hearts cease to beat. Havmar, with his last breath, throws a single snowball into the face of the armored archers. It probably hurt. "AVE URGUAN!" Tl;dr: Dwarves win. Edit: Dwarves got killed. Snowballs are not a viable weapon. This may not be true though. More tests needed. 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narthok 10416 Share Posted March 22, 2015 ((This is the definition of bad roleplay. Did they actually throw snowballs while wearing pumpkin helmets? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARCHITECUS 4788 Share Posted March 22, 2015 ((Only one human died, and that was during the snowball fight after the assault haha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etherealxx 232 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Zeviar cheers in approval. "Our balls have been blessed!" 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
craotor 617 Share Posted March 22, 2015 ((Quality rp and no abuse of server mechanics) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Fumble grumbles that the beard'uns are stealing their winter snowball war tactics. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fimlin 1997 Share Posted March 22, 2015 ((Quality rp and no abuse of server mechanics) [snowballs are not restricted to lotc...] Fimlin nods "ah moral victoreh indeed." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savoyard 263 Share Posted March 22, 2015 (( This was actually fun tbh even though I died by my own fire LOL Gg 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grouchy 64 Share Posted March 22, 2015 ((Cry Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nordicg_d 1847 Share Posted March 22, 2015 new war system already broken, nice)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadmonster 54 Author Share Posted March 22, 2015 ((Look, you guys literally lost like nothing, so just relax a bit )) 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy 2466 Share Posted March 22, 2015 ((I threw snowballs at your girl last night)) 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narthok 10416 Share Posted March 22, 2015 ((people will now be spamming pillage default demanding skirmishes b4 siege and then just move their pixels 10/10 dynamic, quality roleplay lives on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Publius 4098 Share Posted March 22, 2015 The regiment lays across the battlefield, men creating snow angels in this great fight. Publius sheds a single tear, as he armour falls apart in this storm of snow and ice. "Creator help us! Where are we to run in hide in this vicious attack? They strike at us like the gods they worship!" 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadmonster 54 Author Share Posted March 22, 2015 ((my personal opinion aligns with that of this post https://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/124152-feedback-todays-battle-and-the-flaw-in-the-warclaim-system/ so we can either change the rules, or continue to get through loopholes...so yes we absolutely need to reevalute our war rules)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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