How To Make Your Wood Elf Look Right

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

okay you ******* plebs its 4am and also my birthday so i cbf'ed to make this all professional and ****
anyways here we go

look at these proper looking mofos

Note the DARK SKIN (yeah i know its not like dark dark but its very important you aren't white or "peachy"). all wood elves should range from cinnamon tan to like, coffee brown. (seriously dont be peach. peaches are gross and so are you).

kk more examples. (pay attention you plebs im not done yet)

now look here, this next trio of fab looking ******* got some important wood elfy features to point out

as you can see GREEN is the most common wood elf eye colour. but brown and blue is also fairly common too! tbh any eye colour is fair game w/ wood elves just dont make it something dumb like straight pupiless black

HAIR COLOUR - hoo boy okay. RED, BROWN and BLACK are the most common. Blonde is also possible but it makes you look like a dirty paleskin mali'aheral so please avoid

also clothing - k so obviously we got a GREEN motif going here. wood elves can be pree expressive with their clothes so feel free to go ham here. keep in mind tho the colours you wear should be natural- like they reflect nature and ****. so no bright neon pinks or yellows or anything un-natural-ey. when in doubt, green is a surefire choice!

BUT IT SURE DOES LOOK GRAND ON A WOOD ELF SKIN

Okay now we've got that out the way

lets talk about height cause tbh a lot of you dont know the meaning of 7ft

look, this guy is 7ft. he isnt handsome or glamorous and he isnt more of a hero special snowflake he's just lanky af and probably has several illnesses (also thats my uncle Wu he lives in Taipei)

wood elves shouldnt be taller than like 5'10 in reality. we're shorter than humans mostly but if you rly feel the need to WOO THE LADIES WITH HOW GODDAMN TALL YOU ARE then no higher than 6 ft 5 inches please

OKAY TO SUMMARIZE

Wood elfus should have

• Dark skin (cinnamon tan to coffee brown. should be distinctly "not-white"!)
• Probably green, blue or brown eyes (i mean this one is mostly optional but id love you more if you picked one of those 3)
• Red, Brown, or Black hair (maybe blonde)(side note if you pick something like blue or purple I will actually poison your dog)
• naturey clothing (mostly green. loose flowey robes. colours of nature. be creative !!)

 

((Yeah tbh ill probably make like a better version of this tomorrow or something ok night))

Edited December 13, 2015 by 吳憾戰士14

[Sky 0]

[Sporadic 2844]

Yeah but 7ft can also mean this:

Pay special attention to the smug grin as if to say 'oh that's cute', knowing full well that no amount of muscle will help this bodybuilder attain the genetic purity he himself enjoys.

Taller is better. Become a High Elf today :)

 

Edited December 13, 2015 by Sporadic

[Drunken Mutt 172]

Beautiful 

[CheekyNolan 5420]

Couldn't agree with this more.

[Greener 687]

GREEN IS CREATIVE!!!!! YOU RACIST!

[lawnmowerman 3040]

Blunt, but useful.

[Nekkore 641]

K den.


(I've already been doing this... do I get a prize? )

[MetaSolaray 242]

My goodness, look at those bones :/ That girl needs some food.

[Moochael 730]

Happy Birthday...

[1 1393]

Drugs are bad.

[luv 3469]

• Red, Brown, or Black hair (maybe blonde)(side note if you pick something like blue or purple I will actually poison your dog)

[luv 3469]

I don't play a wood-elf, but I plan too. This was a helpful guide!

[idiot 502]

As luv's signature says:

"Faaaaulous"

[Amorphbutt 199]

Please