Three Little Dwarfs

[JVQ 1719]

The crown doesn't honor the Emperor, he honors the crown

[Banard 116]

The brave warrior of Tullian would've taken note of this, wiping his bum with the propaganda displayed.

[Skippy 2466]

"a lil agitated" Thorgran would note.

[ThumperJack 927]

Demagol shakes his head, already facepalming repeatedly "Ah knew some o' t'ose 'ammehfis's nee'ed ah few brains...bu' t'is beh complete idio'c!"

[Publius 4098]

Larry snaps his fingers, frowning as he knowa the Dwarves really got Oren this time!

 

"We oughtta call off the siege if we know what's good for us!"

[Heff 2460]

The Sky Thief looks on, his old bones crackling as he laughs, "I already did this in t' Fringe! Re'ards."

[HeroOfDuLoc 1935]

Radoslav hears of the news, beginning to sob uncontrollably. How could the Dwarves take the emperors so precious crown he thought, all the while digging himself a grave for him to lay in until the superior forces of Vanderguan come upon Felsen. Slaughtering him and the rest of the population in the process.

 

((nice last attempt at raising morale

 

Nikon scratches his head, looking up to a painting of John Horen.

"I don't believe he ever had a crown, or if he would just leave it lying about."

[Beda Venerabilis 5]

"If I were to hear  a tall tale that Dwarves dug up a crown from six feet under the earth, I would believe them as they are dwarves. However, my wits are not forgone enough to not reject the taller tale that short dwarves reached the fourth shelf of our King's royal closet to pluck away a crown spun of cobwebs and coated in dust from misuse," Einhard remarked.

[Rivk Zavadsky 700]

Ivaylo realizes the only thing the dwarves have acheived in the war is getting a hat.

[ryno2 1285]

Quite a cute scandal they pulled, use it responsibly

[_Jandy_ 3519]

((This is clearly a meme....

[Elad™ 560]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.