The Divergence of Ashford

[idiot 502]

"This is very one sided..."

 

mutters Garsto.

 

"This says how great his rule is, but doesn't mention Lord d'amaury's murder!"

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

[[Cut the anonymous posting, the obvious OOC references disguised as RP and the general breaking character. It's an RP thread, please keep it that way. You all know better.]]

[frankdh 2418]

Catherine reads the paper, and a small sigh leaves her. "No mention of my poor sister Eleanor," the girl murmurs. But despite it all, she still finds herself hoping that somehow, things will come to an end with as little bloodshed as possible. Catherine lifts her head, peering out her window at the city of Felsen. "Easier said than done, I suppose..."

[Rudi 1747]

A smelly peasant scratches his chin while reading the articel "..Hm.. I can't read." and tosses it in the mud

[Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456]

Reading over the pamphlet in his bed in Candilan, a one - eyed Qali mumbles to himself.

 

"I don't feel it. Not enough mud slingin'. If the writer wanted to contribute something worth the effort to read about a group of folks he or she doesn't like, should have included a couple jabs at their mothers or question their sexuality.

 

Otherwise you're just boring."

 

Nafis allows the pamphlet to fall down his bedside before he lays back down, returning to his new lazy lifestyle incognito.

[Ricky 321]

If only they knew...

[Kaldwin_ 241]

A Krinford looks over the paper. "Who even are you? Why must such an irrelevant being talk like he knows everything about the situation?"

[SodaiKamikaze 652]

Charles de Wett's gaze scans over the publication's words with hardly a sound. His brow furrows before promptly crumpling it in hand, tossing the wasted paper into a loudly crackling fire. "What ******* **** is this?" He muses aloud. "For what purpose has this nameless writer lashed out at Savoyards, before masking his ill intent by taking shelter behind His Imperial Majesty's name? He is doing no one any favors by writing and publishing this ****, none at all. Especially not now." 
 

The pallor lord returns to silence, shaking his head slowly. 

"Deplorable."

[_Stigwig 1510]

 

"Should the writer announce his name, I shall entertain any thought of this being a real publication."

 

Denis de Bar offers a scoff as the flier is delivered to him, delivering the cutting retort to the cluster of Brothers nearby. His hands close around the paper after, balling it up before consigning its contents to the roaring hearth.

[thesmellypocket 1859]

Rodoljub sings another ballad. 

 

Spoiler

 

 

John, may water take you

To Savoie you should bid adieu

Do you remember the Jackals under Saltpan?

Your prime soldier is nothing but a straw man!

Do the Savoyards hurt you?

Now the truth is in full view!

 

I don’t like you, John

You wish to rule as one

You destroyed our great king’s dream!

I pray the goodly LORD

Takes your tyranny abroad

Away from Savoie!

 

I don’t like you, John

You wish to rule as one

You destroyed our great king’s dream!

I pray the goodly LORD

Takes your tyranny abroad

Away from Savoie!

 

Oh John, this is to be unpleasant

You aren’t even helped by the peasants

Your pitiful guard rout every second

Your Empire is falling, so it’s reckoned!

The Savoyards are steadfast and strong

You can only undo your wrong

 

I don’t like you, John

You wish to rule as one

You destroyed our great king’s dream!

I pray the goodly LORD

Takes your tyranny abroad

Away from Savoie!

 

I don’t like you, John

You wish to rule as one

You destroyed our great king’s dream!

I pray the goodly LORD

Takes your tyranny abroad

Away from Savoie!

 

Do you wonder, how your men take to their heels?

How your serfs desert you, upon wagon wheels?

Oh John, a message from your LOYAL vassals!

“You won’t take our sacred castles!”

You've given land to fools!

Now you'll pay in blood - in pools!

 

I don’t like you, John

You wish to rule as one

You destroyed our great king’s dream!

I pray the goodly LORD

Takes your tyranny abroad

Away from Savoie!

 

I don’t like you, John

You wish to rule as one

You destroyed our great king’s dream!

I pray the goodly LORD

Takes your tyranny abroad

Away from Savoie!

[HappyShackles 886]

Father Charles sighs.

 

"This has become silly. Enough blatantly destructive sedition."

[Aetosion 2062]

A very sad swine farmer named Dan cries, "Ashfords killed Vydra."

[iris1612 1780]

Ylwa crumpled the paper in his hand "Edgawr we Sawltpans waws the one that captures the Princess? Maybe this wawnt be boring awfter all"

[CheekyNolan 5420]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.