What do I do with this dragon egg I just found?

[KarmaDelta 969]

I found a dragon egg and I was wandering what I could do to make it hatch, so anyone wanna help?

 

[EdgyMagey 787]

Sit on it

[luv 3469]

I found a dragon egg as well! If anyone is interested in telling us what to do, that's be lovely.

[Merkaken 516]

I'll buy it for 100 cadberry cream eggs

[Ender_Panda13 78]

Obviously you need to throw it in a fire. I mean, that's how Game of Thrones did it. Or set it above a fire in a cauldron, like in Harry Potter.

[MunaZaldrizoti 8037]

Hatch it, then be the LOTC-equivalent of House Targaryen! ^__^

[Harri 4815]

I'd save it. Whoever finds the book of Dragur is gonna be buying those for huge amounts.

[MonkeyCoffee 516]

we have just entered a new era of shitposting

[Beamon4 1690]

 

One small step for shits/giggles one giant leap for memes

[mkaxeman 1106]

Ill give you a shekel if you eat it

[Loreq 70]

Make some scrambled eggs.

[Equinox 245]

Break it. Edgelords be damned.

/s

[Cave_Creature 467]

Cave's Surefire Recipe for Great Eggs (Sunny-Side-Up)

1. Heat up a skillet to low-medium heat. Melt a half-tablespoon of butter or spray with cooking spray.

2. Take a room-temperature egg and carefully crack the center of it on the edge of the skillet. Open the egg a few inches above the center of the skillet and let the whole egg fall out.

3. Sprinkle some water onto the bare parts of the skillet (not onto the egg). Cover the skillet with a pot or pan lid so the steam from the sizzling water cooks the top of the egg.

4. Within 2-5 minutes, the egg yolk will be cloudy, indicating the white is cooked through. The egg is ready to be salted, peppered, and eaten (on an English muffin and slab of ham, perhaps?).

[Elad™ 560]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.