calculusdesola 1658 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I saw Sheumgal at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a ****** and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonificus 2763 Share Posted June 9, 2016 man he sounds like a real jerk are you okay dude? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotikal 2392 Share Posted June 9, 2016 https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/2dno8e/i_saw_ryan_gosling_at_a_grocery_store/ http://www.operatorchan.org/pasta/res/1510.html so original, wow gonna meme it 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark 2835 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Jealous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARCHITECUS 4788 Share Posted June 9, 2016 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
calculusdesola 1658 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 Just now, Chaotikal said: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/2dno8e/i_saw_ryan_gosling_at_a_grocery_store/ http://www.operatorchan.org/pasta/res/1510.html so original, wow gonna meme it I dont know what your talking about fool, this is a true story, I even have a picture to prove it 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aislin 4354 Share Posted June 9, 2016 this is why we need safe spaces. infetterences is an italian word that sheumgal shamelessly appropriated. do you want me to beat him up for vuldaddy? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
saromon50 61 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I want to know who this sheumgal is, but I am much too lazy to google... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotikal 2392 Share Posted June 9, 2016 1 hour ago, vulcism said: I dont know what your talking about fool, this is a true story, I even have a picture to prove it http://www.ebay.com/itm/Clorox-Ultimate-Care-Bleach-/351300677723?hash=item51cb26f05b:g:IhMAAOSw2s1Uyx7z 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
big narstie 1701 Share Posted June 9, 2016 1 hour ago, vulcism said: I dont know what your talking about fool, this is a true story, I even have a picture to prove it WHAT ART THOSEEEEE HAHA @TOMMY BK BEFORE STEVEN WAS BALD Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie 1598 Share Posted June 9, 2016 2 hours ago, Chaotikal said: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Clorox-Ultimate-Care-Bleach-/351300677723?hash=item51cb26f05b:g:IhMAAOSw2s1Uyx7z how could you honestly post this and not get warned but if i call out tom in a joking manner i get warned TWICE where is the justice for us ordinary white men Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotikal 2392 Share Posted June 10, 2016 36 minutes ago, Stevie said: how could you honestly post this and not get warned but if i call out tom in a joking manner i get warned TWICE where is the justice for us ordinary white men how bout u shut up and buy me some shekles Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCOMSTOCK4 0 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Vulc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elad™ 560 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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