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The Highlander Environmentalist Act of 1580


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Ser Rickard Barrow, a renowned environmentalist would send out a letter to all men of Oren. The Orcish race is considered an endangered species by the college of Haense, killing orcs will now result in a 150 mina fine.


 

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Harrald sighs as he reads the reads the letter, sad about having to pay a fine each time he goes to kill orcs for fun

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Nikolai sighs as they take away his stash of orcish Ivory and arrest him for poaching "I thought we were friends Rick!!!"

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Karl Sigmar's orbs roll in his sockets, his visage stricken by an expression of pure enigma, his posture could be compared to Cesare Borgia's as he resigned from his Cardinal position in the Vatican. His digits wrap around the ornate surface of his ebony bureau. 

 

"Poignant." he croaks. 

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Just now, Birdnerdy said:

Karl Sigmar's orbs roll in his sockets, his visage stricken by an expression of pure enigma, his posture could be compared to Cesare Borgia's as he resigned from his Cardinal position in the Vatican. 

 

"Poignant." he croaks. 

The Vicar's eyes furrow delicately, his tongue wetting the dry cracks of his lips. He scanned the document with mild interest, the parchmant failing to coerce him yet dulled his fanaticism against the decimation of the orcish culture. He gingerly maneuvers his digits to his trousers to pull them up, gazing down to the girl before him.

 

"Better get some ice for that." He croaks out, shuffling along once more.

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2 minutes ago, isbadguy said:

Tuvya sighs as he writes down fines for every Haensettic soldier

Jukha sighs at another wannabe Orc slayer.

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Someone, far off in the Uzg, has terrible seizures after reading the Highlander paper.

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"Green Power!" Pyotr Chazov chants, holding a sign with the same slogan infront of the Apostolic Palace in Johannesburg.

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Robert Horen would tag on his Godfathers Sleeve.. "Sir what is this Orc, you write about?"

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Turkurz'Raguk eyes the Dreadlander having a seizure.

"Err... Laht ahm Ukke? Yuhb?"

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Artimec considers running a covert orc hunting operation anyways, seeing as orcish ivory fetches a high prices overseas in the easterner nations of Aeldin, whose people use orc tusks in traditional medicines.

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6 minutes ago, 吳憾戰士14 said:

Artimec considers running a covert orc hunting operation anyways, seeing as orcish ivory fetches a high prices overseas in the easterner nations of Aeldin, whose people use orc tusks in traditional medicines.

Somewhere, an Orc is cooking up plans to harvest his brothers' tusks to sell for profit.

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Jester sighs loudly in content, as his uselessness in battle has finally repaid.

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