Sexual Frustration

[bungo 3965]

Sigh... I don't know how to start.

 

A member of our community that goes by the alias of @Hunwald is plagued with a serious illness.  I believe with our, the community's help we will be able to fix it.

 

For the past four years of @Hunwald's life, he's devoted his free time to 4chan.org/pol/ and it has done something to his mental state.  He has wasted away his golden years and hasn't talked to a real girl in any of those four years.  He has had relations with certain female members of this community however they ended in disaster.  With the onset of his degrading mental state and his decision to start No-Fap his sexual frustration is at an all time high.  When he logs onto the server he wanders around Johannesburg asking every single female to marry or go out on a date with him.  This has gone on for a few months now and this is all he has been doing.

 

If anyone has suggestions to cure a beloved member of our community please post it on this thread.  He is sick and he needs help.

[John Ivory 4547]

If any young girls in the community are looking for a husband, please send me a message.

[Cracker 4570]

This is ******* stupid I can see @Space making a post like this

 

[Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456]

brother hunwald is beyond curing we may need to put him down so he can see god i cant stand to see him like this anymore.

[SodaiKamikaze 652]

I will use voodoo to try and correct his illness, as my ancestors have done in the Unga bunga lands.

[Pureimp10 5691]

Just now, Nalatac said:

I will use voodoo to try and correct his illness, as my ancestors have done in the Unga bunga lands.

You could just play on an alt account and cure him of this illness.

[Space 2335]

Just now, Cracker said:

This is ******* stupid I can see @Space making a post like this

 

 

i don't have any friends to have an inside joke like this so =/

[Cracker 4570]

Such a stupid tryhard thread this is why you don't have 1:1 post rep

[Aengoth 2890]

[Cracker 4570]

Hahah you are reading this in Bungo voice haha I'm an idiot and my shitposts just smell

[ScreamingDingo 20568]

pleasure the pointiff @Malocchio

[SodaiKamikaze 652]

Just now, Pureimp10 said:

You could just play on an alt account and cure him of this illness.

I died a bit inside

[Cracker 4570]

Kevin Boby is #1 and Kevin Boby deserves +1s for his hard work on this thread not Bungo, Bungo is a pain in my ass!

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[Cracker 4570]

Lol My name is Bungo and I whine about dibley messing up as McCree once even though I can't play hitscan for **** and I'm a DVa Main (LOL)