The Blackwood Incident

[Captain Rex 33]

It was a brightly lit night on the entrance street in Johannesburg. I, Unoathed Johnathan Yellaris of Bulwark Company decided to go for a patrol. I saw people gathered around a man on a polar bear, which I later found out was a Blackwood. They seemed to be arguing, and the Blackwood drew an axe. Someone threw some Thanium dust at the Blackwood, but the evening wind blew it into the crowd. 1 person was killed by the incident. I immediately went to tend to the man and I questioned him. I handed him my canteen, he talked while drinkng. He unfortunately passed away as the dust ate out his lungs. I went for the man on the polar bear. 2 civilians came to help me arrest them. I attempted to arrest the man, he wounded 1 but he escaped. He headed to the north. He attempted to assault me and two other civilians, and I count the death of the other man his responsibility, as he was the one who the axe was drawn upon. In my opinion, the Blackwood should be arrested. He had the Golden Crow uniform, and rode a polar bear.

I think his punishment should be either death, or losing a hand.

 

 

 

-Unoathed Johnathan Yellaris, Bulwark Company

*Would put this on the Legate's desk*

[Taketheshot 3834]

Finally fed the **** up with the constant posts on the notice board in the palace by an unoathed Ser Walter sends off a very official looking letter to the unoathed via bird

 

@Captain Rex "Dear Johnathan Yellaris, for the past saints week you have continued to post meaningless and quite frankly annoying notes on the notice board, it has come to the attention of the Imperial legion that some of these are classified reports which should NOT be posted for the public eye to see, therefore it is paramount for you to come to my office immediately to discuss the breach in security and your punishment. 

Yours truly"

 

Ser Walter Marshall

Knight of the Empire

[Captain Rex 33]

Fine, fixed it.

It was legates orders to get a report in

[Brawms 741]

Reeve Brawm would comment "I saw you asking for permission to publish the report.."

[Viochemist 664]

Aliyah Brawm, laying against her back and enjoying the winter bliss, listened to those converse on the topic. "Always something in Orenia..." the young woman sighed in retort. Placing a book on her face- hope for taking a nap. 

[Jentos 9422]

"Wallace yeh damn idiot lad!" Screams the old Jentos, tearing the paper to shreds, rather angry 

"And how did they know 'E was a Blackwood."

[Mabah 156]

Spoiler

 

Aereis A. Raemonn begins to sing in his wonderful voice.

"I walk along the Oren streets you used to walk along with me
And every step I take reminds me of just how good Oren used to be
Well, how can I forget you, Oren?
When there is always something there to remind me
Always something there to remind me

As people meme, I pass an edgy thief who you would harass.
And I can't help recalling how it felt to be arrested by a Knight.
Well, how can I forget you, Oren?
When there is always something there to remind me
Always something there to remind me
I was born to hate Oren and I will never be free
You'll always be a part of me
Oh whoa ooh whoa ooh whoa oh

If you should find you miss the hatred we will always share
Just go back to the places where we used to go and I'll be there!"

[Aedrabani 66]

Jon would glance over the report, his eyes flickering across the page.  "Interesting.  So if a man draws a blade on me, and I throw my axe into a passerby's skull, it would be his crime?  Southern foolishness..." he'd mutter, sliding the report into a relevant dossier.

[Gridlock 1033]

"That boy is no Crow. Not anymore." Says Deryk