Boomzerang 509 Share Posted December 15, 2016 The Sea Rhinoceros (A crude sketch of the creature) The Sea Rhinoceros (Also known as the Sea Rhino) is a genetic mutation rarely found in the squid. It can be described as a sort of mixture between a fish and a rhinoceros. These are always found as a head of a rhino on the body of a large, heavily plated fish. They are born as any other squid would be, from small egg sacs. After birth, they are usually left to fend and hunt for themselves, and as such commonly develop a bitter and aggressive personality. CallingThe sea bear is rarely seen by descendants. This has lead many researchers to believe it is on the verge of extinction for its precious hide, while others believe that the descendants simply do not know how to summon such a magnificent, dangerous beast. The only thing that can attract a sea rhino is a sea bear attack, and once one has been attracted, it is very hard for it to lose interest. Sea bears are very elusive creatures, and the process of summoning these is described elsewhere. Summoning such a creature includes perilous tasks, such as eating cheese cut into cubes. The sea rhinoceros should not be summoned unless the person(s) summoning it is/are wearing adequate sea rhinoceros protective garments. An anti-sea bear circle cannot be used as protection. Safety If one has summoned a sea bear, and was, by chance, attacked by it before drawing the sea bear circle, the properties of which are elaborated upon in the same book as the sea-bear summoning ritual, they are most likely doomed. One way, however, of stopping a sea rhinoceros attack, as stated previously, are anti-sea rhino undergarments. These can be made of the relatively common green that the orcish race smoke, which aside from its deadly nature and murderous intent, is one of the reasons the orcs of the War Uzg have not domesticated these beasts. They detest the stench that is emitted by the stronger variants of this narcotic, and will avoid it unless starving or in an otherwise perilous situation. ((I thank you for reading, and urge you to read my previous lore submission, which was sadly denied, and post any queries in the comments)) 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runabarn 1026 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Moved to off-topic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducklingator 795 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Looks like some neat lore to me. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bvie 1754 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Is it a sea bear or a sea rhino.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomzerang 509 Author Share Posted December 15, 2016 22 minutes ago, WhimWham said: Moved to off-topic. Excuse me This is a very serious post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaynth 2965 Share Posted December 15, 2016 If this is legit, you should submit it in The Creature Index. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladuos 857 Share Posted December 15, 2016 I too enjoy spongebob-related memes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroyer_Bravo 1052 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Are there associated undergarments that ward against this creature? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThumperJack 923 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Olivier begins distributing the official copy on to stop a sea bear effectively to the Lorrainegarde. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoblivion 531 Share Posted December 15, 2016 BRADUK CLAN SEAL OF APPROVAL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomzerang 509 Author Share Posted December 15, 2016 2 minutes ago, Destroyer_Bravo said: Are there associated undergarments that ward against this creature? There is no set way of warding the sea rhinoceros off, only preventing any attacks, which would otherwise be lethal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man of Respect 5435 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Eath'Lur's Narration http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D7ZInqLKIg 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomzerang 509 Author Share Posted December 15, 2016 3 minutes ago, Man of respect said: Eath'Lur's Narration http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D7ZInqLKIg Well that was pretty good. +1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiiwi 1441 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Good thing I wore my anti sea rhinoceros underwear today! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farryn 812 Share Posted December 16, 2016 I'm done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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