TinyBiceps 569 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Your Actual Aethier Application Using our flawless lore system please write a highly detailed 300 word background story for your character(Must follow lore word by word): Please answer these questions in character: Darkness surrounds you in every direction. You wake up to find you’re lying on a tile floor. The pungent smell of greasy teenagers fills your nose. You look around to see you’re actually standing in line at Mcdonalds. The impatient cashier repeats themself, “Hello, I’ll be taking your order today what will you be having?” The words from their mouth sound rushed and unhappy as if the question were easy to answer. “Alright,” under their breath they say ‘fatass’ before continuing, “And will you be having a large drink with that? It comes two dollars off.” Their eyes dance around to the other waiting customers in line. They seem to be shifting back and forth constantly to not drown in forehead grease. The grease begins to become a problem. “Is this for here or to go?” They lean forward slightly, the shining of their forehead and face now very prominent in the change of light. “Alright. Your order will be ready over here.” A lazy hand gesture points you to the edge of the counter which is now surrounded by preteen fuckboys. Confusion fills the air around you. “Here’s your order.”, a different yet completely the same greasy teen hands you a wet bag full of whatever you order. You notice how there’s only one ketchup packet and ask for another. “Do I look like a ketchup dispenser to you?” they reply. As they walk back to the fryer you stare at their back in wonder. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogbew 267 Share Posted June 23, 2017 dude same Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinyBiceps 569 Author Share Posted June 23, 2017 1 minute ago, dogbew said: dude same 0 i am a salty man with a grudge Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfamousGerman 1553 Share Posted June 23, 2017 you wouldnt have this application problem on massivecraft(pbuh) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vetren54 368 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Lmao, this is gold ren. Take my +1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinyBiceps 569 Author Share Posted June 23, 2017 Just now, Vetren54 said: Lmao, this is gold ren. Take my +1 0 even though you have seen this many a time i thank you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitto 2312 Share Posted June 23, 2017 i love these Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heero 4092 Share Posted June 23, 2017 @Ambduscias how to do you respond, friend? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducklingator 795 Share Posted June 23, 2017 "lol no your 12 you must be immature but on the day of your birthday you get bigly smart" "whats that???? ?? ? you protest our incredible astounding amusing flawless systemm? ???? ??? toxic!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky 0 Share Posted June 23, 2017 @Amordrin ? explain pls I am confuse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crowbill 493 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Wait, don't tell me people want that crap again, I remember leslie or someone else trying to implement it as well before it got shunned Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeypoacher 8055 Share Posted June 23, 2017 quality post I got banned from aethier for insisting in character that the guy that drugged and had sex with my wife committed a rape Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medvekoma 2073 Share Posted June 23, 2017 46 minutes ago, Tea-Sipping Elf said: I got banned from aethier for insisting in character that the guy that drugged and had sex with my wife committed a rape They told me my character needs to have studied alchemy to put a berry into a bottle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ford 1996 Share Posted June 23, 2017 testing anyone else notice that like our post-rep ratio got ******* blessed no longer counting status updates i guess which is ******* cool bless up BLESS UP also we can fit like 15 replies on a page now?!!! holy ******* **** this is amazing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeypoacher 8055 Share Posted June 23, 2017 15 minutes ago, Medvekoma said: They told me my character needs to have studied alchemy to put a berry into a bottle. 0 if you read page 239 of aethier's lore the berry in a bottle is actually an extremely powerful spell used by the cat people to ward off undead Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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