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The Axis Forces Diss Track [Music Video]


CHARLES THE BALD

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Kalviin breaks out into a fit, dabbing furiously until he eventually catches fire.

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Maf pushes charles' new album into his walkman and presses the play button as he continues mining under kal'omith

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Maeble Irongrinder nods her head along to this funky beat.

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lmfao

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Cringiest part must be when he calls himself the best pvp'er in 3rd person

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17 minutes ago, 6xdestroyer said:

Cringiest part must be when he calls himself the best pvp'er in 3rd person

yeah i've never heard of irony either tbh

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'cakefool your name suits you well'

'nordumb'

these insults are nothing

wheres the 'cant find cakefool anywhere but on an italian menu'

 

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7 minutes ago, ImperialRoyalist said:

'cakefool your name suits you well'

'nordumb'

these insults are nothing

wheres the 'cant find cakefool anywhere but on an italian menu'

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Charles the Bald's disstracks. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of mineman politics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Charles’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Urguanian literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike his disstracks truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Charles’s existential catchphrase “Charles the Bald is the best at PVP,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Mili Irongut's roast of Oren all the way back in Aegis. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of Norland's leather-armoured simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Charles’ genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. ?

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Charles the Bald tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid ?

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It's funny because Urguan and Oren lost the warclaim, rendering this diss track useless.

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Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. 

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