The Trash Gobo's Departure (And Free Trash!)

[Papa Liam 960]

 

[!] Across the Orcish Goi, and to a lesser extent, the rest of Axios, many decorative fliers could be spotted. Those who were about to read it would be hit with some rather depressing, somber news. . .

 

 

"Bruddaz n' ziztahz," the notice began, "Da Trazh Gobo. . . Haz dezided tu retyre, yub, yub. . . Az mi kubbie, Lil' Trazhy, iz abut tu bi born, da Trazh Gobo neeydz tu tayk zum tik uff frum wurk, tu zupport da kubbiez, n' leyd Klan Krap. Rulg tu ull mi kuztomerz uver da yeerz, latz haz beeyn da Trazh Gobo'z greytuzt plezure, yub, yub. . . Frum mi azh kuztomer, Rupert, tu da veri lazt, zum dum'zkah Ztowt dat blah'd at mi, it haz beeyn wunderful ezperienze, yub. Unfurtunatlee, thu, da Trazh Gobo'z Empyre iz klozin' duwn."

 

Those who would like to continue dropping off their garbage, do not fret. You may still dump your garbage off at the sewers in Krugmar, but they will not be organized by the Trash Gobo's tender hands. Instead, the garbage will be placed into the public domain, available to all to collect, take, and discard. The Trash Gobo is not going anywhere, but he will now become a strict family man, protecting himself, his newborn son, and his clan from the dangers of the world. Any individuals who would like to take the remaining garbage in the Trash Goi, they are free to do so. Simply stop by the sewers in Krugmar, and take from the remaining piles.

 

Perhaps the Trash Gobo will reopen the legendary Trash Goi someday, mayhaps. . . But for now, he has decided to care for his family, his clan, and most importantly, Krap, the spirit of trash. If you see the Trash Gobo walking down the street, don't be afraid to greet him, and share a recent rumor, story, or bit of gossip with him -- he loves that sort of stuff, he does. In addition, if you still require his tinkering and trash assembly services, you can still make him an offer, and bring him back to the good ol' days. . . However, he will no longer be occupying the sewers of Krugmar. For now.

 

"Remembah, dum'zkahz," the Trash Gobo continued, "Da zpirit uf Krap luvz latz, n' luvz ull hiz bruddaz n' ziztahz. . . Du nub kri, kryin'z fur da weeyk, da weeyk n' da nubhozh klomperz."

"Juzt remembah, da Trazh Gobo luvz latz, tuu," the letter concluded.

 

A single tear drop would dot the end of the page.

[Quirkyls 484]

Gorgalak would burst into tears, already missing the Trash Gobo. The Lak would have a picture of the Trash Gobo gripped in his hands, reminiscing about better times.

 

 

[senor_tortuga 692]

Tajo the Bald cries tears of joy as he awaits the prophetic ruler of all Descendants, Lil'Trashy.

[herculean_wud 3662]

Falk frowns.

[Man of Respect 5471]

Eath'Lur falls in severe orcish depression

[_Jandy_ 3519]

Nazark'Gorkil gives a solemn nod as he reads the news.

Spoiler

Your rp was great, I'll miss the trash gobo

 

[Chorale__ 2147]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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