A Call For Ćocks - Does Your Rooster Have What It Takes?

[Ser Paul Ryan 1139]

(IMPORTANT NOTE; Tourney has been delayed due to unforeseen travel arrangements - will post here when/if new date is established) 

 

From the cozy city of Markev, missives are sent throughout the known realms, calling for ćocks of all shapes and sizes to compete in the first annual Markevian Cockfighting Tournament. ((PvP tourney where you turn into a chicken))

 

 

“COME ONE, COME ALL! Ser Paul Ryan invites all would-be ćock contenders to test the mettle in his first annual Markevian Cockfighting Tournament! Rooster ruffians of all shapes and sizes are encouraged to register and pay the 10 minas fee for their chance to win the GRAND PRIZE – 1,000 minas!

 

Ser Paul Ryan doesn’t discriminate amongst ćocks – he believes that every beautiful bird is lovely in its own right, and that all deserve a chance to be crowned ‘King Cock’. In that spirit, participants are asked to register below, describing their ćocks in vivid detail so as to give us a mental picture of what your ćock might look like, and how it might fare when juxtaposed against other ćocks. There is only one disqualifier; in the name of public health, Ser Paul has deemed that diseased ćocks are forbidden from the contest. If your bird is encrusted with filthy diseases, we want no part of it! 

 

All ćocks will be thoroughly inspected by Ser Paul Ryan beforehand to ensure he’s satisfied that they meet his requirements. Ćocks will be fitted with razor blades when they arrive – do NOT try to augment your ćock at home, as doing so can result in serious injuries to your ćock. Leave it to the professionals.

 

Do you think your ćock is impressive? Are you hoping to wow large crowds of onlookers with your ćock’s physical might? Have you always wanted to see how your ćock measures up against others? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, your ćock just might qualify for this tournament.

 

Alcohol will be flowing, snacks will be munched, and not only is gambling permitted, it's downright encouraged! If a certain ćock catches your eye, you're free to nurture it and encourage it with your bets! 

 

Please fill out the information sheet below, and send it to the Dancing Crow Inn in Markev, addressed to one Ser Paul Ryan. If at all possible, please include a sketch of your ćock for vetting purposes; no fake ćocks allowed! Ser Paul Ryan would like to remind everybody that all contestants are welcome, as are non-participating observers – children and families in particular are encouraged to come and see these mighty ćocks on display."

 

CONTESTANT COCKSHEET:

Your name: (Username)/Roleplay Name

The name of your ćock: (Please be as creative as possible)

Ćock’s origin:

Ćock’s origin story: (optional)

What makes your ćock stand out from other ćocks? (Please be as detailed as possible; there's no such thing as too much information when it comes to your ćock's attributes and good looks)

I agree that Ser Paul Ryan and the Markevian Cockfighting Tournament Organization™ are not responsible for any injuries me or my ćock may sustain during this event: [  ]

 

TOURNEY INFO:

Time/date: Sunday, May 27^th, high noon (12:00pm) EDT/UTC-4

Entry fee: 10 minas

GRAND PRIZE: 1,000 minas - Your ćock will be inducted into Ser Paul Ryan’s Grand Ćock Hall Of Fame – Bragging rights about having the biggest, baddest ćock in town

2^nd Place: You think anyone cares about having the second most impressive ćock around? Think again, pal – no prize here for losers  

 

LOSERS WILL BE BUTCHERED, FRIED, AND SERVED AS DELICIOUS SNACKS TO THE CROWD OF ONLOOKERS.

 

((The tourney will be facilitated by the event team. Players will be temporarily transformed into chickens, and then PvP one another in a small ćock ring. I will act as the judge and chief commentator, but am open to others joining me. If you want to help facilitate this event, please include that on your cocksheet, but I only want those who possess experience judging ćocks in the past. Rooster rookies are nonetheless encouraged to show up and learn a thing or two about how to handle and raise a strong ćock.))

 

Why am I doing this? I just love ćocks! 

 

Finally, a small note appears to have been added to each flier, carefully scrawled in green crayon:

“It is suggested that Renatian Roosters stay at home – they’re infamously small, and possessing years of cockfighting experience myself, I can tell you they simply don’t match up against most other ćocks. Nonetheless, you’re permitted to bring any kind of healthy ćock you wish, as long as it’s disease free and doesn’t possess any unnatural augmentations.”

 

 

((OOC: I ask for serious responses only, please. Jokesters will be reported and disqualified. The 10 minas fee can be paid on the date of the cockfight tourney, or sent to me at any other time when I’m online. YES, this event is real – quit that snickering in the back!))

[Hanrahan 2983]

(Reserved)

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

"This is a disgrace, Ćocks should not be groomed, they should be left wild, unkempt, as nature intended." Said a Druidic Priest, who fundamentally is against the domestication of animals for fighting or consuming purposes.

[ScreamingDingo 20568]

"I will have to see my Oyashima contacts to produce a mighty cock for this bout."

The lone vinter would chime to himself, looking over to the missive before continuing to draft up contracts on his other flank.

[Chase 3793]

"He missed a real 'Ćock'ortunity for 'Ćock'testant on this signup sheet." Says a Dominion Officer, chuckling to himself because he's hilarious.

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

Madeline Applefoot the halfling shakes her head and sighs "Darned bigguns an' yar ex'reme spor's..."

[Man of Respect 5471]

Eath'Lur holds tightly on his cock and seems eager for all this cockfighting!

 

[Ser Paul Ryan 1139]

3 hours ago, WuHanXianShi14 said:

"This is a disgrace, Ćocks should not be groomed, they should be left wild, unkempt, as nature intended." Said a Druidic Priest, who fundamentally is against the domestication of animals for fighting or consuming purposes.

 

Ser Paul sadly shakes his head at the hippy.

 

"Men are a part of nature, too, pal, and what they do isn't separate from it. Ćocks also have natural predators in the wild, meaning it's necessarily natural for them to be slain and eaten. Maybe you should stop puffing on those fancy herbs of yours, and use them to season a nice roast Ćock instead! I still welcome you to come to the competition."

 

9 minutes ago, Man of Respect said:

Eath'Lur holds tightly on his cock and seems eager for all this cockfighting!

 

 

"That's a very impressive Ćock you have there, friendo! I hope to see it at the competition."

[seannie 7443]

"My big, black, Farfolk Ćock shall trump all other Ćocks at this tournament." 

[cruzazul 2815]

Larry has been grooming his cock for days, feeding it steroids and ensuring it doesn't go without protein. 

[Vanir 693]

CONTESTANT COCKSHEET:

Your name: (Vanir_) Lyov II Brackish

The name of your ćock: Arik

Ćock’s origin: Haense

Ćock’s origin story: Arik--named after my great, great, great, great, great, great, great grand Uncle-- is a PROUD and NOBLE ćock. He saved my own life on my first day setting foot upon the shores of Atlas. This mighty bird; this truly noble beast, did slay four (4) orcish raiders in one fell swoop, saving me from a truly gruesome death, as an Orcish entree.

What makes your ćock stand out from other ćocks?: Arik stands tall and proud, with a dull yellow beak. He feathers have been dyed a deep blue.

 

 

I agree that Ser Paul Ryan and the Markevian Cockfighting Tournament Organization™ are not responsible for any injuries me or my ćock may sustain during this event: [X]

[JuliusAakerlund 2402]

 

CONTESTANT COCKSHEET:

Your name: Matthew

 

The name of your ćock: Butcher

 

Ćock’s origin: Sleetfells

 

Ćock’s origin story: [Optional]

 

What makes your ćock stand out from other ćocks?: Long, feathered and standing at half mast even when resting. This mighty ćock could butcher any chick or rooster that would disturb his slumber, poking through any hole or opening. His head a blazoned red and body a darkened black, his heritage a true testiment to the force latent in this ćock.

 

I agree that Ser Paul Ryan and the Markevian Cockfighting Tournament Organization™ are not responsible for any injuries me or my ćock may sustain during this event: [ X ]

 

[BannedGecko 59]

CONTESTANT COCKSHEET:

Your name: (Iilcarnus)/Dorian Barrow

The name of your ćock: (Please be as creative as possible)

Barrow

Ćock’s origin:

Farm

Ćock’s origin story: (optional)

Lived in a farm

What makes your ćock stand out from other ćocks? (Please be as detailed as possible; there's no such thing as too much information when it comes to your ćock's attributes and good looks) Sexy

I agree that Ser Paul Ryan and the Markevian Cockfighting Tournament Organization™ are not responsible for any injuries me or my ćock may sustain during this event: [  Yes]

[Ser Paul Ryan 1139]

important notice: I've had a Saturday trip cancelled at the last minute and will be unexpectedly travelling on this upcoming Sunday. Due to this, and the relatively few numbers of participants, this clash of ***** has been delayed until further notice. I'd nonetheless like to extend my thanks to all contestants who have thus far shown us their impressive *****!