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Yeek yeek woop woop! why you all in my ear?!
Talking a whole bunch of ****
That I ain't trying to hear!
Get back motherfucker! You don't know me like that!

 

The foliage lay thick about the raiding party; dappled sunlight breaking through the trees to illuminate a half-dozen elves. Long, burly warriors with tanned skin and spears lay on their bellies as they snuck further through the Dominion’s rightful territory, menacing and vengeful expressions in their gaze. The sight before them was disguising; a brutal mess of poorly raised palisades and grotesque stone chunks. It offended everything they stood for, a sacrilege against their very nation and gods. It was the home of beasts who dared to defile the safety of their roads and insult their sovereignty. The Orcs who resided there had waged brutal, underhanded banditry for years now upon the roads beside them.

 

The time of such cowardice was doomed to be over - the Virarim would revel in victory over the green-skinned beasts who dared to suggest that they were even close to equalling the Bronze Elves in power. With a swift nod the front man - not an elf but rather a captain of the Black Reiters, Adelmar - looked and shared a look with King Kairn Ithelanen and his guerrillas, before glancing back towards the forest and its towering pines. They had their target, and nothing would get in their way.

 

Outside the city, Caras Eldar, a host of warriors stood ready to do their duty. The tension in the air was almost tangible, akin to the moment the headsman’s axe stood still before the convict’s neck, as a nation waited to prove themselves and cast out the intruders. With a sounding of bells and the blowing of warhorns the assorted Virarim shook their spears in the air - quietly tapping the butts of their polearms against the floor with vigorous tempo - and began their march towards ‘Fort Stronk’.

 

War was coming to the green-skinned rabble; not a war of nations, but a war to cleanse the lands of bandits by the righteous and formidable Bronze Elves, San’Khatûn, Black Reiters and unified residents of the Loftywoods abroad.

 

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"Tuuk dem gitz long enuff. Kome on!" Morkar hurried them onwards!

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Zabgub'Gorkil lets off a mighty roar as he makes his first official self-scar of this conflict  "Mi hab been flattn' Twiggiez zinze mi popo gabe mi zult... Diz wagh wiyll led mi drink dey're bluud ash mure tiym."

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Officer Grudgebeard's hands start shaking and his eyes start twitching after he hears about the elven death march. He quickly pulls on his old ghillie suit and sprints toward Fort Stronk to aid in the defense.

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Eath'Lur begins to sweat, wondering if his chests will be able to hold so many items and leather armor, then he chuckles "Theze elvez are gettin' un rap lyk Dubpac, but... uh... mi meenz..."

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Orgak laughs at the elves. "Whytewazhez agh twiggehz wurken tugedda?! ZKAH YUB! EVEN MOAR TROPHIEZ!"
 

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Vruk begins pumping out armor for the Braduk Clan to prepare themselves for the War.

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"A zingul viktorii tu gloat abowt aftur da uruks hav beyn flattin deezpeeypul fur weekz un end. It wyll bi hozh tu kruzh da deluzionz agh kowardliweyz uv da twigz in da duminyun."  Duk'raduk mutters to himself.

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Gorgalak waits at Fort Stronk looking for the Dominion forces. "Dah 'zhah? Dihd their entire armeh 'us git lost ihn their own forrests?" He sighs as he continues to wait for the arrival of the elves and chews some cactus green.

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25 minutes ago, Quirkyls said:

Gorgalak waits at Fort Stronk looking for the Dominion forces. "Dah 'zhah? Dihd their entire armeh 'us git lost ihn their own forrests?" He sighs as he continues to wait for the arrival of the elves and chews some cactus green.

"Mi tink zu." he'd say to Gorgalak "Hurhurhur, tu dumb tu gruk wehre Fort Ztronk ahm at."

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Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. 

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Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. 

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