Local Dwarf admits to having slaughtered Dunshire halflings!

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

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[!] There's a scrap of paper nailed to the Dunshire Noticeboard

Dwarf Wanted!

~Talkin' about the dwarf with me good ol' lad Odo Fleeceback~

Eyewitness accounts claim that a Dwarf has entered Dunshire and slaughtered a few of us wee fellows! This dwarf also went on to threaten the life of the eyewitness, but thankfully he got away!

The Crime: Threatening to kill good ol' Odo Fleeceback, and claiming to have killed other halflings before!

Description of Criminal: Has a beard and blue paint on his face, looks quite dangerous.

The Punishment: One big whack on the bum with a stick!

The Reward: Free booze and a sack o' hay for anyone who can bring this Dwarf to the Dunshire authorities!

 

~Daisy Applefoot, halfling of Dunshire

 

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Proof that this isn't meta))

 

 

 

[Britannicvs 2508]

Dwifar Goldhand strode into the village. "Was his beard brown or black?" He asked Daisy Applefoot.

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

1 minute ago, TheWitherKingHD said:

Dwifar Goldhand strode into the village. "Was his beard brown or black?" He asked Daisy Applefoot.

Daisy Applefoot would respond with: "I dunno, go ask Odo Fleeceback, he's t'eh one who saw this. All I know is tha' t'eh criminal 'ad a beard an' blue face pain', an' looked dangerous"

[Britannicvs 2508]

8 minutes ago, NotEvilAtAll said:

Daisy Applefoot would respond with: "I dunno, go ask Odo Fleeceback, he's t'eh one who saw this. All I know is tha' t'eh criminal 'ad a beard an' blue face pain', an' looked dangerous"

"Alrigh, I'll look aroun." The dwarf replied, searching the village for this Odo Fleeceback.

[Cpt_Noobman 1954]

"Blue paint, must be a Frostbeard. Those savages will never quench their thirst for blood and misery. You should protect yourselves by outlawing Ulrah dwarves from your lands like so many other nations have had to do"

[Quirkyls 484]

"Sounds like a Holmite to me! They assassinated the ex-King Dreek according to honest Charles the Bald and I'm sure they assaulted your halfling friend also! It is clear they had a troubled past. These fiends must be stopped at once. I will offer six hay bales to the reward for the capture of the miscreant." comments aemich

[Inferno_Ougi 1454]

Hanasun chuckled as he read the noticeboard, obviously there to do the non-evil things he does at Dunshire occassionally. "I'll bring this ODO FLEECEBACK to justice."

[Britannicvs 2508]

4 hours ago, Cpt_Noobman said:

"Blue paint, must be a Frostbeard. Those savages will never quench their thirst for blood and misery. You should protect yourselves by outlawing Ulrah dwarves from your lands like so many other nations have had to do"

"Fake news!" Dwifur Goldhand shouts.

[Hobolympic 1093]

"Disgustin'. Dis dwarf is eh dwarf no more, but eh kinslayin' fiend. Alas, such be tha toimes; when one can hear ov 'alfing-eatin' beardlings, and dwarven slavers" Balek says upon hearing of this.

[Hobbs_Burrows 497]

Are we sure that this isn't a Dwarf, but actually just a small human child?

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

3 hours ago, Hobbs_Burrows said:

Are we sure that this isn't a Dwarf, but actually just a small human child?

"Oi dunnae. Odo Fleeceback t'inks tha' 't be ah Dwarf" Daisy would respond

[osumanduas 1442]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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