T'was the night before Krugsmas...

[Freja 1336]

Twas the night before Krugsmas, when all through the haven
Not a creature was stirring, not even a graven
The stockings were hung by Cloud Temple with care
In the hopes that St. Native soon would be there;
The GMs were nestled and snug in their beds
While visions of power abuse danced in their heads.
But who was that figure, in the distance so faint?
That magnificent beard! is it our Krugsmas saint?
Flamboyant saw it first, like a hound on the move
As he smelled there was lore that he didn't approve.
"What is this Krugsmas Magic from this Krugsmas Elf?
Rewrite it at once, or it goes on the shelf!"
Then there was Fireheart, who'd resigned to his fate
Native wrote him new War Rules, which no one could hate.
Seventh then got a present that would help him a load
A "For Dummies" book, that might teach him to code
For Tarrebear he left a Red Tag in the snow
Since he had one left over, because Tofuus said no ?
Even for our dear Chairman there were presents to win,
But he never would see them, since he'd never log in.
To all of the Humans, he gave horses so speedy
to chase down the pixels for which they were greedy
To those crafty Dwarves, a new plugin to use.
It was chock-full of bugs, which they'd gladly abuse
He gave presents to Orcs, who just logged on to raid
He gave presents to Elves, always trying to get ▓▓▓▓
(red: have meaningful slice-of-life rp focused on deep character development)
Saint Native smiled gladly, as he handed out toys
to the good Atlas girls, and the good Atlas boys.
"But now I must flee", or so he thus boasted
"For the Admins aren't chestnuts; they don't like being roasted"
He dodged all his bans, to ET gave a whistle
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle,
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Krugsmas to all, and to all a good night!"

 

 

 

I’m restarting the server. When it boots back up, feel free to use the command /krugsmas . It will help you to share with your fellow roleplayers a little bit of that Christmas joy.

No pay-to-win plugin this time, worry not ? However, it was written in about 40 minutes so it probably is buggy to all hell. If you find any bugs, don’t be a Grinch! Report them instead of abusing them to your heart’s content. It can be your Christmas present to us ?

 

 

Merry Christmas from the Dev Team!

 

[_Jandy_ 3519]

Very well written, merry christmas lmao

[sophiaa 778]

This is absolutely ******* wonderful. 

[Xalid 269]

What a wonderful dream

[Burnsy 437]

How much self-awareness is too much? (And yes I’ll gladly abuse your plugin for you.)

[Heero 4092]

******* lit

[Jondead 260]

This is good and HAPPY ******* FESTAG TO YOU ALL!

[Sporadic 2843]

Crazy to think how this poem was generated entirely through machine learning ?

[someome 2053]

ITS SKYNET ****

[BigMacMoMo 214]

I cried tears of joy after reading this. That given, I was in front of my entire family when doing so. I am conflicted. Merry Krugsmas; nevertheless 

[Alexi_ 192]

Perfect for the festivities of the year! Such a Wholesome thing!?

                                                                                         

       

        ~Happy Holidays and Merry Krugsmas~

[ashenyx 9]

On 12/22/2018 at 7:09 AM, Freja said:

He gave presents to Elves, always trying to get ▓▓▓▓
(red: have meaningful slice-of-life rp focused on deep character development)

my sides

 

are burning

 

help

[Ankalagon_ 258]

One of the best posts in LOTC history?

Maybe?

Probably?

[JustMeMorgan 2065]

Flamboyant saw it first, like a hound on the move
As he smelled there was lore that he didn't approve.
"What is this Krugsmas Magic from this Krugsmas Elf?
Rewrite it at once, or it goes on the shelf!"

 

 

You beautiful beautiful man

[Zacho 2177]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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