The Imperative of Reproduction Version 3

[Ankan 2875]

Missives arrive to the Blessed Citizenry of The Silver Enclave of Haelun’or with courier.

 

 

 

THE IMPERATIVE OF REPRODUCTION III

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

Blessed Citizens of Haelun’or,

 

Haelun’or and the Mali’thill has risen from an era of decadence, of cultural malnourishment, through the effective practice of maehr’sae hiylun’ehya. The preservation of Tradition and Silver depend on the active application of the philosophy in all parts of our lives – the progression of sciences and skills – the protection of the Mali’thill and her Motherland. However, it appears to me as if the Blessed Citizenry has been neglecting an essential piece of Larihei’s teachings, which is imperative for both the progression and health of the Mali’thill, namely, reproduction.

 

It has come to my attention that plenty of Mali’aheral disregard their duty of ensuring their offspring, but let it be known; there are no valid excuses for this. Follow the example and recognise the service of great producing mothers like Tuveh Visaj or Raewynn Ilmoriel, and conform accordingly. The Taeluir, the Telperion, the Morvael, the Miravaris – there will be no exceptions made.

 

The Imperative of Reproduction-policy formed by Kalenz Uradir and reinstated under former Okarir’acaln Damasus Visaj will be reinstated in Fi’halen and it is expected of all Mali’thill to adhere to it.

 

As Kalenz Uradir once said, go forth mali’aheral and produce crotch fruit. Maehr’sae hiylun’ehya compells us.

 

This missive was issued by,

Maheral and proud father Dimaethor Visaj

 

 

Spoiler

 

[[Happy Valentine’s Day! Make High Elven children and give more people the chance of playing pure!]]

[Pandan 1452]

Ardryll sweats.

[sophiaa 778]

Cyrien sweats. 

[puffables 1129]

Alaion Miravaris sweats, before going to write something down.

[CanadianKiwiFlight 1901]

Mystery Uialben, Head of The Uialben House, AKA the Head of a Extremely Long Line of Impure Elves, AKA a Natural Hater of Haelunor, AKA the Father of 20+ Impure Elven Children, AKA The Man With Abunch Of Made Up Titles, Reads The Notice..

 

“. . .  Even I, think this is creepy. . . WELP, time to finally go to Haelunor.” The Uialben then goes and gets a rally 

[monkeypoacher 8055]

“I am willing to help a mali’aheral reproduce if she so desires.” A note, with no other information on it at all, reads.

[bickando 3967]

Delos sweats.

[someome 2053]

Hareven doesn’t know why, but upon the words “Crotch Fruit” being written, he would find himself squinting and feeling very uncomfortable.

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

Daisy Applefoot groans “T’ese bigguns jus’ keep on ge’’in’ weirder ‘n weirder”.

[drfate786 1690]

Alifer’s eyes widen when he sees the missive, he reaches for his hunting bow by the wall of a crumbling hovel he has called home and shouts “IT’S RABBIT HUNTING SEASON BOYS! YEEHAAW!”

[Wand 1220]

[Abyssus 487]

Gravelord Yldrathir spoke aloud at the notice with glee

 

“I love sex.”

[Chase 3793]

"I have several questions." Comments a 'Ker, deciding he was done with outside interaction for the day after reading the missive. 

[_Elrith_ 4525]

Elenore cannot read, so she doesn’t understand why everyone is sweating.

[GDPR 014 48]

A dead elf rolls in his grave.