gandalfo 1452 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Edition #10 Old Dwed Celebrates City Opening Legendary dwarf, Kalgrimmor, celebrates the opening of Kal’Varoth. For Kalgrimmor, the opening of the city meant a lot to him. In the recent stone years, he has recently started turning to a different color and no longer feels as well as he did in the past. Kal’Varoth is the capital of the Kingdom of Agnarum and was constructed and designed by the best team of dwarven architects and engineers. Spoiler Stay Strong Z3m0s. The above writing is not meant to make fun of z3m0s or and z3m0s was present for the writing of the above article and helped come up with some of its ideas. Dwarven Tavern Controversy Local dwarves and citizens of the Kingdom of Agnarum have started making their voices heard about the pressing issue at hand. The pressing issue raised is that the new tavern, The Bearded Lady, is not named the Dancing Igor. For many generations and many years in dwarven history it has been tradition to name the tavern of the dwarven capital, The Dancing Igor. However, in the new capital of the Kingdom of Agnarum the tradition has been broken. Some citizens have started petitions to change the name but not much is expected and Grand King Fimlin Grandaxe has expressed that he doesn't care that much about the name of the tavern. The honor of naming the local tavern after dwarven and legend, Paragon Igor Ireheart, has been broken for now. Dwarven Economy on the Rise The economy of the Kingdom of Agnarum has skyrocketed recently in the past few days. Many of the previously empty stalls have now seen new occupants take over. Fimlin Grandaxe has expressed that he is happy about this and also would like to state that there are still stalls available and people and interested entrepreneurs should come talk to him as soon as possible. Sponsors Dr Beard - Refreshing and Delicious drink brewed by the best of dwarves. At&T Root Beer - A great and beloved drink brewed by dwarves. Darek Hammerfist - Legendary dwarf and former King of Ord, former farmer also but was one of the worst farmers ever to exist. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneakybandit 1650 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Darek Hammerfist approves of this message Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
z3m0s 1957 Share Posted March 8, 2019 I love reading DNN with my breakfast every morning ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beamon4 1690 Share Posted March 8, 2019 My favorite newspaper Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobolympic 1093 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Balek Irongut appreciates the free PR for his excellent stall in the Capital of Agnarum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiebe 2493 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Dwain smirks. Hopefully dis toime da news stays trendy and fun. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplySeo 6999 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Finally a trustworthy news-source. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mateolog 1623 Share Posted March 8, 2019 *Baldin raises a brow* Ney mention ef Bjor’s and Eerika’s weddin? Thes news source doesnt seem to pay attention tu tha Forest dwedmar. Tha High Chief ef Hefrumm get married en et doesn’t even appear en tha new article? ‘ave always loved DNN en tha past, bat thes particular piece es vereh weak. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3F4LT 1026 Share Posted March 8, 2019 would snort in Steelheart "T'e naem fur t'e tavern was voted on by alot of dwed... we cant just change cuz sum dweds want it to be so... t'ere 'as been a vote and t'e most part of dweds voted for t'e bearded lade'. Deal wit' it.." would head to the tavern and would continue doing his bartender routines and would mutter "Oi luv democracy..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JokerLow 1317 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Hekkaes 'Anvilaxe' Goldhand nods in Ulrahian agreeing with Baldin " Ye s'houldve mentiuned da marriage. Et was a big event fo' our kin'." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobolympic 1093 Share Posted March 8, 2019 6 hours ago, D3F4LT said: “Tradition is sacred, n’ should nae’ simpleh be discarded over eh simple ‘vote’. T’at name is our shared ‘istoreh, n’ it be eh shame t’at da newer generation cannae’ see this.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt_Noobman 1954 Share Posted March 8, 2019 “Rename deh tavern, tradition is sacred!” shouts an angry Dwarf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3F4LT 1026 Share Posted March 9, 2019 16 hours ago, Hobolympic said: “Tradition is sacred, n’ should nae’ simpleh be discarded over eh simple ‘vote’. T’at name is our shared ‘istoreh, n’ it be eh shame t’at da newer generation cannae’ see this.” Go ask a council memba t'en for a revote... oi wont change w'at 'as been voted on... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
osumanduas 1442 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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