A FAREWELL TO ARMS, BY FORCE!!!

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

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[!] A poorly written and grammatically flawed propaganda leaflet would be flying through the wind.

AH MESSAGE TER ALL BIGGUNS

~The PROUD and MIGHTY Brandybrook Navy prepares to set sail towards uncharted waters, led by Sheriff and Captain Deek Driftwood~

((yes, we’re aware that the dock looks bad))

Madness has claimed all of the biggun lands with all this new talk of war ‘n crud! Us halflings, being the greatest warriors for peace ever to be known, must stop this before it begins! Even more terrible is the lack of pipe smoking and festival-hosting in biggun lands! Not only are these bigguns nay living peacefully, they are nay having fun either!

 

Dear Bigguns, if you keep on having war and nay having any good ol’ pipe-smokin’ festival-hostin’ fun, us halflings will march on ye biggun lands and DESTROY YOU with our peaceful ways once and for all! Surrender at once, for you have nay chance against our superiors forces of goodness! Now that we have ah fully functional volleyball net and more halflings than ye can count on two hands, our way o’ life will sureleh conquer t’eh evil biggun ways of injustice and wrongdoing! Surrender a’ once ‘n submit ter peace lest the halflings win over yer peasant population and force ye ter live happily and peacefully once again!

 

Thus, us halflings submit t’a following demands:

ALL BIGGUN NATIONS MUST STOP FIGHTING EACH OTHER IMMEDIATELY

ALL BIGGUN NATIONS MUST ENCOURAGE THEIR POPULATION TO SMOKE, EAT, DRINK, AND BE MERRY

ALL BIGGUN NATIONS MUST STRIVE TOWARDS HAPPINESS INSTEAD O’ IMPERIALISTIC AIMS

If t’eh aforementioned demands are nay fulfilled, us wee folks will be vereh vereh mad! We’d take our ship ‘n sail over ter ya cities ‘n hurl cakes a’ them ‘till yer so busy eating our food yeh forge’ abou’ the war! ‘N order ter avoid such ah terrible fa’e, surrender ter t’eh halflin’s a’ once ‘n lay down yah weapons ferevah more! T’a Prank War that would result o’ nay following our demands would never let ye see the end of it!

 

[!] The leaflet finishes with a single signature and an Official Brandybrook Seal that appears to have been stolen.

Signed, Deek Driftwood, Sheriff o’ Brandybrook.

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Some memes made by @Kaiser that I wanted to throw in here:

This one above has a spelling error but it’s still epic.

((We’ll be doing another Pumpkin Raid at 2 PM EST tomorrow using the Salty Salmon boat))

[Morigung-oog 5697]

Vex wholeheartedly approves of the Halflings’ initiative.

[Haseroth 1740]

“dont worry, the war is almost over.”

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

8 minutes ago, Haseroth said:

“dont worry, the war is almost over.”

“Yer right’. T’a ‘alflin’s will cearleh win.” responds Pervinca Applebrook.

[Haseroth 1740]

12 minutes ago, NotEvilAtAll said:

“Yer right’. T’a ‘alflin’s will cearleh win.” responds Pervinca Applebrook.

“I farted on your pumpkin fields im sorry..”

[GoldenGRIE 73]

Captain Honour gets ahold of the message, reads it thoroughly, then bursts out laughing!

”AHOY to the Salty Salmon! AHOY to the War of Peace!”  She cheers as she sips whiskey and smokes pipeweed in their honor!

 

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

((Time has been changed from 3 PM EST to 2 PM EST))