song The Battle of Ursan Run

[Jason of the North 202]

Bojakk Frostbeard, at the request of Dulgran, Created this song in response to  their epic slaughtering of hundreds of bears. Taking the time to post it upon this day to the tavern hall as well as a hand delivered copy to Dulgran himself.

 

The battle of Ursan Run
 

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[Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__uFnEMJqjg&ab_channel=JohnnyHorton-Topic ]
[Lyrics: Ajax & Bojakk Frostbeard]

 

In 18-oh-Four went to the southern peak
Both the Ironstrake brothers, down for some game to seek
We took a keg'a beer, and a boxa taters for a snack
Then all hell broke loose with the bloody bears attack

 

We swung our axes as the bears kept a-comin'
Was quite a lot for only two dwed to go through
We swung all night and they began a runnin'
With all these bloody bodies we'll see what we can do

 

We look down a hill and we see them ursa's come
and there musta been a thousand of them chargin' at me chum
they looked so fuzzy as they let out their fierce roar
We just stood atop our hillock and readied their blood to pour

 

Oh We swung our axes as the bears kept a-comin'
Was quite a lot for only two dwed to go through
We swung all night and they began a runnin'
With all these bloody bodies we'll see what we can do

 

Ol' Dulgran said "We can cut them chubbers down
If we hold this hilltop and bring our hammers down"
We hefted our hammers til we saw their beady eyes well
Then we brought down our hardened steel and really gave em'

 

Well, We swung our axes as the bears kept a-comin'
Was quite a lot for only two dwed to go through
We swung all night and they began a runnin'
With all these bloody bodies we'll see what we can do

 

He swung is axe till the handle came apart
So he grabbed his longsword and continued with his part
His feet were surrounded in heads and ursan slime
Then he let out a mighty roar and the dwed lost his mind

 

We swung our axes as the bears kept a-comin'
Was quite a lot for only two dwed to go through
We swung all night and they began a runnin'
With all these bloody bodies we'll see what we can do

 

Yeah they came from the briers, and they cam from the brambles
and they crashed through the bushes to come and have a go
They charged so fast that we nearly couldn't slash em
The bloody hillock became a mass grave with each blow

 

One, two, three, four
Down Swing! three, four
One, two, three, four
Down Swing!, three , four
One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four