Elveneese Diplomat Captured

[masodapeso 59]

[!] The following poster has been written in Blah and translated to Common

We have Elveneeses diplomat and if you do not pay us 100 Mina we will kill her. One hour or she is killed

[!]Attached is a drawn picture of the caught diplomat

 

[The Media Wizard 2958]

A letter is sent in response to the Uruk demands. It carries with it the sigil of a fox wearing a crown of antlers. The letter reads:

 

 

To the Warnation of Krugmar.

 

The elfess you have captured is Laltyl Arvellon-Ilkala. She is NOT a diplomat of our nation and has routinely exposed herself to capture from canonists, Uruks and Ferrymen alike. You have made no great capture nor have you accomplished some great deed. It is depressing that the Uruk swill must fall to these levels of depravity.

 

With that said, we will pay 100 minas for her safe return to the city. You will bring her to the outer gate of the Hinterlands and we will make the trade there. If you kill her, harm her or rescind your offer stated in this simple poster, you will further sully your honor and paint yourselves as the cowardly flees that you are.

 

Bring her to us now. We will bring the agreed upon amount.

 

 

HIS LORDSHIP, Amaesil Vuln'miruel, Lord Commander of Elvenesse,

Exarch, High Warden of the Order, Lord of Kindle and Brother Oak

[CorweenieTheJedi 892]

Sevrel is not convinced that this particular elf is a diplomat.

 

Spoiler

Elvenesse*

 

[TwiSama 331]

Tahlia ap Tahorran looks at the poster, setting her drum aside, letting out a heavy sigh "Wow, they- I didn't know orcs were that- let me not say. But, last time I checked, she isn't a diplomat... Well then, this should be fun" she'd let out a chuckle from the orcs thinking Laltyl was a diplomat.

[TaytoTot 1587]

Syllana Brylynn's eyes narrowed as she saw the poster. "This is no Lady Dipolmat of Elvenesse." The woman stated, her gaze going over the picture. "I suppose those Orcs will try anything to make it seem as if they are winning this war."

[Slorbin 2932]

Given that one hour is one minute IRP, Grug'Greenz'Gorkil intends to feast VERY soon.

[DistantCryptid 405]

Boreal read over the poster, a slurry of cussing coming from them, for they do not know anything about politics, their day was ruined and their mood was turned sour, taking their staff into their grasp and jumping over a random table with a huff and flooring it towards anywhere that wasn't there.

[Gallic 1066]

"We're really gonna capture a diplomat? Even if they're fake?" Fiil'Yar complains.

[Squiggles 77]

Nin groans as she wakes from her nap to find out they were randsoming her friend. "Zkahhing zpiritz damn dihz, mi can nub plan dihz feazt wiff mi frehnd wiffout ah fiazcoh? Mi ihnvyted her befohr, dihz zo ztupihd!" Nin cusses colorfully

[Elite Snipes 3563]

Korgahk smiles “And once again the Elves send us gifts to glorify the spirits”. Korgahk then returned to his war meeting, preparing the orcs to what was to come.

[Unwillingly 18097]

Gailien scoffed in surprise, lofting his hand as he showed the paper to a friend. "Look at this - they think they've captured a diplomat. Ere yesterday did I watch the Lord Commander relentlessly scold her for her foolishness in times of battle, tenfold needlessly putting herself in danger. She got herself into this, I feel." 

[Captain Jester 238]

Evar'lae Amayril would stare at the poster, dumbfounded. His eyebrows are furrowed, his lips twisted into a deep frown. He opens his mouth, then closes it. Then he opens it again to say, "I... What? That's... That's not a diplomat of Elvenesse at all, what in the damned is this mess?"

[Ryloth 4321]

"This wood elf must have Princess Peach syndrome." Haskir muses. "This is probably the fifth time she's been captured."

[CorweenieTheJedi 892]

23 hours ago, Ryloth said:

"This wood elf must have Princess Peach syndrome." Haskir muses. "This is probably the fifth time she's been captured."

 

Somewhere in Elvenesse, a dark elf laughs.