NotEvilAtAll 9945 Share Posted March 15, 2023 [!] A letter is nailed high upon the Notice Tree of Bywater In Bywater, Halflings go FIRST! In these times of great population increase, we no longer have room to spare for unhelpful big-folks to live in our village while halflings are left without! I hereby announce we shall be following a policy of Halflings First when it comes to land allocation. New halflings shall get first pick on any new areas opened up for development, and big-folks who wish to continue living in Bywater will have to prove their usefulness and good moral character if they are to take up valuable space for their own dwellings! The following shall take effect: 1:All special exemptions from village rules & customs granted to big-folk residents is hereby REVOKED, except by permission of the Thain. 2: The Sheriff of Bywater shall enforce the morality of the village's big-folk residents more than before. We shall NOT have another darkspawn cultist incident! 3: The lands known as the "Biggun Hills", where big-folks have previously been allowed to settle, will be held to a higher standard of scrutiny. The homes there have been ransacked by bandits, seemingly left vacant, and are prime targets for re-allocation into halfling hands if they are not tidied up! 4: Any big-folk who wishes to reside in Bywater may ask for an apartment in the old Bogwartz school. Burrows or other homes in the main village area will not be granted to big-folks except by permission of the Thain. Visitors are still welcome, as always. Especially Adventurers who have registered with the Quest Office. We must first take care of our own people! A shire for halflings, by halflings, and of halflings! ~Mimosa Applefoot, Mayor of Bywater 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannamannaa 1626 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Kor'garr the Clanless raises a brow, yet chuckles at the missive. His large handlebar mustache, freshly waxed, gleams in the torchlight as he nods in approval. "Dey ahr zmawl, agh hav more honor dehn mozt 'biggunz'. Why zhuld dey need tu zheyr wut littul lahnd dey hav when dah Albai agh Zhara hav whule nayzhunz tu zettul en?" Spoiler This will be mentioned in the Kaktuz Weekli! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somersetting 306 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Rosebud nods along to this, " Damn roigh' " she says, hearing the announcement in the pub while polishing a mug with a rag, " A fantas'ic firs' move " 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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