MagicMonkey_ 30 Share Posted April 13, 2023 An URUK smoking a LAK made blunt. ____________________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________________ A young goblin sits in his smoke filled room, surrounded by various herbs and ingredients. In front of him lays several blunts, each of different sizes filled with various ingredients. This young scientist is obviously of the LAK clan, his deft blue hands rolling new combinations of blunts almost every minute. He takes a small vial of Toalak mucus, sealing each one to complete their creation, a grin spreading across his face. Whilst it may not be common knowledge, the members of the LAK clan have an almost religious relationship with drugs that is nearly unparalleled throughout all clans in the Orcish nation. Since the dawn of the LAK clan, the swamp has provided it's followers with a variety of intoxicating substances, like the famed Toalak Mucus, known for it's hallucinogenic properties, or 'Swamp Grazz', a name given to a unique strain of cannabis which grows only in the thick mud of the humid swamps in which the LAKS inhabit. It is tradition for members of the LAK clan to smoke in huge quantities during celebrations, and offer blunts made of these various ingredients to their patron spirit, LAK'LUL. The process of creating drugs can range from a humble goblin in the sewers to massive spiritual ceremonies, but these drugs are valued no matter how they're made. The creation of drugs is a sacred art, and certain recipes have been passed down since the originator of the Lak, SHREK'LAK. Finding someone who isn't a direct descendant of the LAK clan with knowledge of these recipes is extremely rare, as they're only shared with those who share an extreme bond to a member of the LAK clan. Despite how significant these drugs are to the members of the LAK clan, they can not deny the monetary value that they hold to outsiders. Typically, drugs sold to other descendants aren't held in as high regards as ones created for spiritual purposes, and those which are created with ingredients found specifically in their swamps have exorbitant price tags. The same young goblin finds himself in the deserts of the south, selling hundreds of blunts throughout the course of two days. This goblin is Fribb'Lak, inventor of the 'Zwamp Ztikk' and 'Voodoo Ztikk', an entrepreneur and venturing businessman. - He pins a paper to a tall palm tree. "MI ZELL DAH BUB'HOZHEZT BLUNTZ IN ALL DI NATIUNZ. ZEND MI A BURD EHN SAN'VELKU, PEEP FOR FRIBB'LAK! AHM HARD TA MIZZ, AH BLUE GOBBO WIFF DAH 'HOZHEZT PURPLE HAT IN DE WURLD." (GIBBON#3625 or FRIBB'LAK IRP) 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jihnyny 2572 Share Posted April 13, 2023 "Mi love themz bluntz, even let a druid hit azh.. waz zo hozh they dropped flat, hurhurhur" 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWaffleEater2 120 Share Posted April 13, 2023 "Hmmmm mi kan uze diz fur fizhing." Brakaz'Lak would say giving a nod. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Le_Psit 280 Share Posted April 14, 2023 "Noo this be a c'ance tae experiment with new flava's, A 'ope they like cigars. Lup'Laklul" noted the Halfling 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannamannaa 1626 Share Posted April 16, 2023 Kor'garr the Clanless smiles widely with approval around thick tusks, shelving multiple bundles of new Lak creations within the Betharuz Tavern... A deal well made, and more Orc Kulture to share with customers! "Bin tu long zince oi goht zoggin' blitz'd vrum'ag hozh dank zmoke..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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