AstriaS 3717 Share Posted May 25, 2023 TO DO UNJOLLY THINGS Issued Today (We lost our calendar.) TO THE SUBJECTS OF MINAS AMATH, Dire is the news of the day. As has become known to we inhabitants of beautiful Failor, the men of Redclyf are alleged to have slain and consumed the flesh of infants, and to have as well menaced women whose children are yet unborn. And most troublingly, these savages dwell not in the far off corners of this land, but just beyond our eastern border. Needless to say, this looming shadow cannot be permitted to grow and fester. Already, the Norlanders – though they may yet refuse the mercy of our GOD Most Glorious – rally to the cause of righteousness. Let us march with them, Righteous Men of Minas Amath, to secure our border against these barbarians most wicked! May these Men of Darkness come to fear the blinding righteousness of the White Flame of GOD, the Retribution of the Archangel Michael, and the austere, blessed penance of the ‘T’! AURË ENTULUVA! DEATH TO THE BABY-EATERS! BARBARORUM DELENDA EST! Signed, HER ROYAL MAJESTY, Caraneth Aryantë Arthalion, Princess of Minas Amath, Harrenite Warlord 22 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elennanore 2814 Share Posted May 25, 2023 "The beacons have been lit." High Keeper Ellenore reads over the missive. Spoiler 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneakybandit 1503 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Balon Eiriksson happily welcomes the Knights of Minas Amath to the warband! 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplySeo 5274 Share Posted May 25, 2023 "Sometimes a jolly man must do unjolly things." Says the elder Harrenite Warlord, adorned in the Crown of the Barrowlands and a Hawaiian t-shirt upon the banks of the Great Sea, pina colada in one hand, carbarum broadsword in the other. 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh3738 1714 Share Posted May 25, 2023 "AURË ENTULUVA!" The Knight of Minas Amath gives a shout, already donning his war gear over his Hawaiian shirt and tightening his flip-flops. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnensr 597 Share Posted May 25, 2023 THWAK!THWAK!THWAK! A meek elvish boy sings merrily in the woods. He chops the skinny trees, he tenderly shaves them of their skin, he shapes them and creates grooves, he wipes them with oil of camphor to make them fragrant and sturdy... "𝔒𝔳𝔳𝔶𝔫 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔰 𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 ℑ 𝔨𝔫𝔬𝔴 - 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔠𝔯𝔬-𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔰 𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔪𝔢 𝔰𝔬~..!"He lashes them and nails them, and with his frail strength and the strength of his fellow children, pulls the first of many crucifixes high into the heavens. Cursed is the one who is remiss in doing the work of the LORD. 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_pr0fit 2945 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Vykk is saddened to hear that war has once again come to Norland Spoiler Vykk is unsaddened to hear it is against Redclyff Spoiler 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
marikandaperc 1168 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Anastasia de Viatge, formerly Ingrid Freyja Kolsson rubbed her temples as she picked up berries from around the camp of the Holy Oren Empire, which for some reason everyone calls Redclyf. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarven 1717 Share Posted May 25, 2023 "Kameraden! Ready your swords! We march with our fellow man to slay the enemies of GOTT!" Yvian cried to his knight brethren, for it was time for a most righteous crusade. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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