fluffycop 276 Share Posted August 2, 2023 (edited) CAPTURED VALE- ELVES FOR RANSOM 15th of the Deep Cold, SA 139 The brawny brawns and Frostbeard soldiers have made a new capture! A plentiful bounty of elves in the vale to be ransomed off! We can only guarantee their safety for a certain amount of time. The dogs are getting hungry and we did not bring any meat! Hurry! And you may save their damned souls! THE CLOCK IS TICKING! Our Discord for more fights, and to see the schedules! https://discord.gg/vGcHvNHPRb Edited August 2, 2023 by fluffycop 24 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jogdish_Argamesh 99 Share Posted August 2, 2023 AYE FIFTEH MINA FER TEH DARK WUN HEH APPEARS TEH BEH STRONG FER EN ELF LADDEH 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfroJoeTheOlogBro 1093 Share Posted August 2, 2023 "Theyre just attacking whomever they please now I suppose. Typical war time Urguan...pathetic. 28 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousAlexa 3877 Share Posted August 2, 2023 "It seems the dwarves practice slavery now." The humanitarian Queen of Norland frowned. 24 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legoboy7984 2441 Share Posted August 2, 2023 "This sounds like slavery." 27 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jogdish_Argamesh 99 Share Posted August 2, 2023 Just now, AfroJoeTheOlogBro said: "Theyre just attacking whomever they please now I suppose. Typical war time Urguan...pathetic. would shake his fist “AYE YEH BEST WOTCH YER TONGUE AUR ELSE YEW COULD BEH NEXT LADDEH” 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rathat 614 Share Posted August 2, 2023 The fat elf squints at the missive and his image on it, turning to the crowd behind him. "Jus' for clarification, I'm ne for sale, I wus jus' 'andin' out refreshments." 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese 2307 Share Posted August 2, 2023 Juniper Rose is horrified.Liridona Amador is horrified. Ilaria Amador-Varoche is horrified, and also considers retiring... 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eokamaster 215 Share Posted August 2, 2023 (edited) Aggravated norlander and occasional dwarf Peter Frostbeard would look at this missive and make a moral stance against ransoming enemies whilst sacrificing the captured to a burning tree! Edited August 2, 2023 by Eokamaster 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simpleglitchbro 295 Share Posted August 2, 2023 Grimm blinks a couple times while reading the missive "A-am I reading this right?" He briefly laughs to himself "Your stupidity knows no bounds-as if this conflict wasn't stupid enough now you're selling people?" Styx simply considers buying an elf so they can finally have a pretty lady to talk to that doesn't end up trying to kill them. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeawithFrisket 2634 Share Posted August 2, 2023 Ember seemed to cringe, the sun cringed 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apotolofo 1414 Share Posted August 2, 2023 An Oyashiman woman spits out her tea. "SELLING PEOPLE?!" She shrieks, not expecting this news in her morning gossip! "This is the same Frostbeards that take me away to marry one of them!" She shudders, throwing the missive down in disgust and horror. "If those guards hadn't been around. . . would they have auctioned me off as a bride?" With this newfound thought, Henna hurries to those guards with her concerns... 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrinceJose270 740 Share Posted August 2, 2023 A Mysterious shaman would hear such news. Now simply enjoying his smokes near his secluded shrine, and only chuckles at the words he hears from a assistant. No doubt, this caused the assistant to be confused, but off the shaman ranted in almost a mused tone as he heard that there were people being sold by dwarves of all people. Before he spoke out. "Had not the Dwed of Urguan berrated the use of slavery and even proved the point by warring the Iron Ugz during the early dwed orc wars of Almaris and even in some cases in Arcas for their Snagas and their auctioning? Whilst who knows if their Grand king approves of this or not. This is some painful Irony that i've heard in years. Has the roles truely begun to switch places?"Seeing that there is no Time, date, or location of said Auction being taken place. The Shaman would simply disgard it as some flaunt attempt against the Vale folk. Or took it as a mysterious hostage situation, Regardless. the shaman went back to his smoke, deciding to add this to his book of plot twists. 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit_Jack 513 Share Posted August 2, 2023 Minto'lur gets wind of the missive, speaking some words to himself "T'eres nae honor ien slavery.... Wonda ief t'ey'd take 60 minas instead." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplySeo 5269 Share Posted August 2, 2023 An elderly Starbreaker scowls Dungrimm's scowl, palming the two-headed axe that laid across his lap as the missive was read to him. His fist was brought down upon the stone arm of his chair with a thunderous clang. "Eitha' kill th' bloody Elgi or let 'em loose- Someone remind th' beardlings that slavery 'es anathema b'fore the gods." 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ByUniBearse.thumb.png.a4b527c03666cb1b844a73d69e6dd4b4.png)
Recommended Posts