The Penguin Menace

[VoxyNoir 841]

The Invasive Friends of the North

“The pingus are here…”

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Published; upon the 12th of the Grand Harvest, in the year 154 S.A.
 

 

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The Pingu Invasion

 

 

In light of a cold winter and snow sweeping over the Celia’norian realm, the vineyard became frozen and the fruits of the fields were left unharvested. A singular Pingu scout from the North of Aevos has reached the northern border and has found the plentiful frozen harvest for its colony. As days turn into weeks and weeks turned into months. Multiples colonies of penguin has proceed to treat itself to the vineyard near the Celia’lin Winery or they have seek good shelter in the Celia’norian capital of Leyu’sil. The berries, the grapes, the wheats and the fishes all sources of harvest for the Celian people during rough winter months are now gobbled up by our flippers friends. It is advised that Celia'norian are to escort them out of the City or take daring measure to fight these tall birds.
 

 

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Towards the good people of Celia’nor,

 

 

Our capital is under attack! Our streets are overrun! 

 

What foes are these? What great enemy has done what no other army has so far?

 

Trained physicians of Visaj Industries (owned and operated by the successful, handsome, brave, rich, humble, generous, intelligent, witty, charismatic, cultured, well-educated, well-mannered, well-traveled, and handsome Numerian Visaj) have identified these fluffy creatures as the Pingu. Pingu come from the north of Aevos and seem to undertake seasonal migrations in search of fish and frozen fruits for the winter. Fortunately for them, but unfortunately for us, our city is now swarmed by these flocks as dozens migrate into our walls and make their nests! 

 

A rendition of a Pingu by one of Visaj Industries’ finest artists (Numerian Visaj sure knows how to pick them!)

 

Please be careful as you go about your daily business throughout the city. Pingu nests can often cause serious structural damage, and young Pingu can often be a tripping hazard for those who are not careful. The authorities are presently searching for a way to deal with this infestation and apologize to the subjects of Celia’nor for any inconveniences that may arise.

 

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OOC: If you do have the many penguin that are hidden within Celia’nor, please contact a Councilor or advisor in the discord to interact with them! You may befriend them or eradicate them!
This will mark the start of the holiday for Celia'nor! Happy Holiday!

ilMaehr’sae Ilkun’ehya

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AY’PUERAN;

 

His Royal Highness, the Former Prince,  Illarion Ibarellan, Retired Lord Chancellor of Celia’nor

 

 

The Honourable Laurir Fer’pueran, Numerian Visaj, Presiding member of the High Council in the Principality of Celia’nor.
 

 

[ThatFunkyBunch 2066]

A dark elf returns from her trip away. And, pauses. Double back at the notice. Taking it down from the board and mouthing silently. 'what the ****'

[Laeonathan 4001]

"Ready the flamethrowers. Thalien, Althe- I require your help, lliran. We have wildlife to kill." Raziel yelled as one of the creatures set an innocent foot onto his lawn.

[JoanOfArc 4586]

Éowyn Nullivari-Ibarellan was never fond of the cold, let alone beasts of the cold. The news of penguins was something they neither enjoyed, nor found fond of. However, the idea of using them in beast battles did seem... enjoyable.

[Leyrin 243]

Renna Py'lrie regarded the missive, initial concern contorted fair features pensively until they brightened in realisation. "Pingu visitors!" She exclaimed to no one in particular. "How wonderful! I wonder if we can adopt them..." She pondered then set out into the snow to find one of the critters to lure home with some fish.