Coronate 5519 Popular Post Share Posted December 18, 2023 (edited) Little Brascalite Penned by Radmir Montalt, he who is most certainly a poet (and propagandist) For Sir Gaspard, Veletz, and the Legion of Burgundy @M1919 ☩ ☩ ☩ And it’s up along the hillside, that’s where I long to be Lying in the brush with the Ferrymen Company A Stassion on my left and an Orc on my right And a quiver of barbed arrows for my little Brascalite. I was stopped by a Haenser, he said “You are a swine” He beat me with his longsword and he kicked me in the groin He kept up his beating though me manners were polite Until his head was caved in from a Veletzer Brascalite. And it’s up along the tunnel, that’s where I long to be Lying in the brush with the Ferrymen Company A Stassion on my left and an Orc on my right And a quiver of barbed arrows for my little Brascalite. When a brave BSK man came up into our street Six hundred Haenser soldiers he had lined up at his feet “Come out, ye cowardly Veletzians”, “come out and fight” he cried, “I’m only joking” when he saw the Brascalite. And it’s up along the roadside, that’s where I long to be Lying in the brush with the Ferrymen Company A Stassion on my left and an Orc on my right And a quiver of barbed arrows for my little Brascalite. So when their knights came to visit us, ’twas in the early hours With Balians and Hyspians and Petran armoured cowards They thought they had us cornered but we gave them all a fright With the armour piercing arrows of our little Brascalites. And it’s up along the forest, that’s where I long to be Lying in the brush with the Ferrymen Company A Stassion on my left and an Orc on my right And a quiver of barbed arrows for my little Brascalite. When Aleksandr came to Westmark, he said, The battle’s won Said General Gerard “Sir, we have them on the run” But as they exited the tunnel, they were met with the site Yelled “send for reinforcements, it’s the bloody Brascalite”. And it’s up along the clearing, that’s where I long to be Lying in the brush with the Ferrymen Company A Stassion on my left and an Orc on my right And a quiver of barbed arrows for my little Brascalite. Bras·ca·lite - Noun 1. a: A strong recurve bow able to be fired from horseback b: A netherite armored warrior's number one weakness "Ow, I've been shot by a Brascalite." 2. a: Something Based. "Wow that's so Brascalite!" Spoiler Edited December 18, 2023 by Sean_VEVO 46 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javert 9628 Share Posted December 18, 2023 Spoiler I love it when people make songs for this server. This and the Oren Aut Mortem song are my favorite LOTCer songs 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
creamynoteblock 3256 Share Posted December 18, 2023 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixbyte 356 Share Posted December 18, 2023 banger 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tadabug2000 4922 Share Posted December 18, 2023 Lady Brasca could be heard humming a song as she went about her day, a now familiar tune in Veletz by the name of 'Little Brascalite'. A word now added to her vocabulary and a song to her repertoire! 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rig 17581 Share Posted December 18, 2023 Sir Paul Montalt smiles upon his descendants from the Seven Skies. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crevel 7557 Share Posted December 18, 2023 A travelling minstrel arrives in the Whitespire tavern, scheduled to perform in front of a crowd with Ser Vylandris Vuln'ibar in front. Prefacing his performance as a newly published Veletzian folk poetry, the audience looked at each other in distaste given their recent defeat at Veletzian hands but gave the esteemed minstrel a chance nevertheless. As the minstrel sung in his smooth rural accent alongside his guitar, the crowd came around as they bobbed their head in with the pleasing rhythm of the song. By the end, Ser Vylandris arose with a standing ovation - even with his stiff and paining left shoulder from his Westmark battle wound - which encouraged others to do so as well. Leaving the tavern after a good night, the elf-knight considers getting his hand on a supply of Brascalites for the next battle. Spoiler Even if it's not completely original (being based on an IRA song), it's still very well written and sung extremely well. Folk songs, as a genre, are just fantastic. This is probably my favourite song based on an LOTC event. I hope to hear more in the future! 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitomine 902 Share Posted December 18, 2023 Princess Charlotte Stassion, even with her lack of memory, couldn’t get this song out of her head! 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfdwg 2677 Share Posted December 18, 2023 Spoiler Incredibly Based. Much Talent. Very good. Jreg'Gorkil would hum this odd Veletzian tune he had heard playing in all the taverns within the Heartlands. Foreign for his uruk ears, but nevertheless quite pleasant. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malta 2811 Share Posted December 18, 2023 this is really cool genuinely, good work. CT should hire you to make songs for stuff 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryanark 2738 Share Posted December 18, 2023 Spoiler Genuinely has not left my head 10/10, really amazing job 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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