John of Nau Valdev for Alderman

[Liqquidity 109]

“John of Nau Valdev is on the case”


Folks, I’m not here to promise sunshine and rainbows. The city’s got a dark side, and I know it better than most. Our city’s been on a slow boil, and it’s about time we took the lid off. I’m not here to play politics. We need an alderman who’s not afraid to call out the rot, an alderman not beholden to the status quo. 

Vote for me if you’re tired of the same old song and dance. It’s time for a new tune.
 

My Platform:
No boats in the city

No horses in the tavern

I will put out the fires in the village

Tough on crime

I will find the spooks

 

My first initiative for the duma will be the Whistleblower Program: Every citizen will be issued a whistle to blow if they see something suspicious

[Wavey 2568]

“I SUPPORT JOHN OF NAU VALDEV!” Shouted Cardinal Ivan at the top of his lungs from the rooftops of New Valdev. 

[woke 1159]

"I VOTE FOR JOHN OF NAU VALDEV!" Exclaimed a certain self-exiled Kovachev.

[KillerMaid 636]

Malna/Annika read through the paper

 

".... the whistle does seem like a good idea."

[Gridlock 1033]

"John of Nau Valdev saved my baby from a burning building! And after that, he went back for my 20 puppies and saved them all aswell!" Shouted what was evidently a man disguised as an old lady.

[_Sug 2809]

"A vote for John is a vote for success!" A Marian called out as he read the pamphlet.

[CheekyNolan 5420]

"I'm Grand Maer and I know I'll do one thing right by supporting this man!" Ricky Dicky commented to anyone who'd listen in the Tipsy Tarchar tavern.

[sapphic_spidy 1089]

Arabella nods her approval. John is the best choice.