Ze Lack O' Females!

[Flynn 31]

[[Females dont exist, we are born from the stone, females are a myth!]]

((No, you all come from me. Since Dwarves are awesome, it would only make sense for Flynn, God of all things kewl to make you.))

[Juvens 199]

((no this isnt a troll topic. we need more females to rp with :o))

[DecoLamb 959]

[[start giving me keywords and ill make characters out of tgem with skins for people to pick and play with. Lot of the time people settle into easy archetypes so things become a bit unbalanced, if they have something they can pick up and work with it tends to help people be more willing. ]]

[Rhisereld 317]

(Some of the suggestions in this thread are... disturbing... )

[Juvens 199]

((uhm...long braids, uhm uhm uhm...how to describe a dwarven female? :o

And to the person above...your right in any way you can be right))

[DecoLamb 959]

[[ I mean things like traits. What makes a dwarf a dwarf. What makes a dwarf males head swing around and stare. What makes the dwarven heart throb harder than a diamond shines bright?

The one in my head currently is a more mature female, shes seen it and done it and kicked it in the face already. She has a preference to darker materials; coal, stone, obsidian, copper, bronze, now and then a bit of gold or a gemstone. Fabrics are deep bold, but still natural colors. Im thinking green eyes and crinkly black hair, really spunky and firey, likes to drink and scrap, tends to kick people in the atomach or face, has a slight space between her front two teach. Youll never see her without coal soot all over her, and youll never see her without her welders goggles. A jewlcrafter, she likes to make chunky pieces focusing on bold engraving and insets made with other metals.

All that came from my husband giving me 'bronze goggles' all I need is one defining phrase to get started]]

[Bircalin 332]

(( Deco... Blaze rods. OR fear of gold/nuggets/blocks/apples.

Ever heard of a Dwarf with a phobia to gold? Of course you have, I just said it :P ))

[Rhisereld 317]

(( Ever heard of a Dwarf with a phobia to gold? ))

((Blasphemy.))

[DecoLamb 959]

[[Alright then. Here we go, I do this stuff oneshot so do forgive crappy ones. You get to see Deco CC thought process sooo..

Blaze Rods;

Heat, fire, netherian. Make her taller than most, thinner, sleek. Pale skin, burn scars, especially on the hands, forarms, and knees. Tends to stick close to bedrock, rarely leaves the underground, weak to sunlight, glasses, has an obsession with glowstone, lava, and minor curiousity for the nether. Carries Blaze rods to heat food, known to snort blaze powder for a fire in her skull feeling. Dirty blonde hair, short, wild, tomboysish bit with an effemenate face frame. Wears corsets made of hard leather over thick canvas shirts. Buckled bracers, fingerless gloves. Canvas pants tucked into hard leather boots with a steel toe. Kneepads, dirty fingernails, claws and crawls about in tunnels looking for treasueres. Curious, but illiterate. Silver eyes, pale freckles over nose bridge and shoulder arch, passing over collarbone. Doesnt talk much at first, tends to talk to fast when she does.

Fear of gold: Paranoid, twitchy, combative, terrified of bones, gold, and magic users. Oddly enough, a medic. Very kind hearted, slightly chubby, soft curves and a softer smile. Loving, maternal, good cook. Always seen splattered with blood or flour, whispy red hair with a bounce to it, usually braided back into a loop. Gray eyes with a green spot in the left, jumpy, will not go outside when its storming. Has manic depressive spells, bites at her thumbnail when shes nervous. Scar across hee nasal risge, and another nicking her eyebrow, deaf in one ear. Large scar patch on ribs. Was tortured by undead in her teen years. Shy, unsure, good cook, seems warm but is emotuonally distant out of fear. Likes clocks, bread artist, has a pet rat named Twitch

There, now I go to bed and work on skins in my free time.]]

[Arbrek the Ancient 140]

((Wow....You characters are depressing...))

[gabriel101x1 463]

Oooooh.. He he he. I could castrate myself. Then there would be more than enough female to go around.

[Numrini'th Miiystra 2]

(Its easy, female dwarfs look the same as male dwarfs to outsiders because both genders grow facial hair.)

[Skippy 2466]

[[ Flynn, what about the dwarves that were bad at RP and were banned? :3 ]]

[Florishier 67]

change lore so that male dwarfs can get children :P ]]

[Juvens 199]

((^sais the ugleh orc))